Another day, another edutaining episode! Today Cyberen learns about the dangers of internet predators and chatrooms with special guest star Chris Hansen!

Cyberen has been cooped up in Happy Hospital for months and has had very little "Cyberen time", if you know what I mean. Nothin' for Cyberen to do but sit around and think.

Thinkin' and a-thinkin' till there was nothin' he ain't thunk; breathin' in the stink 'til finally he stunk. It was 'bout that time I swear he lost his mind, and started makin' plans to have sex online!

YES, CYBEREN IS PLANNING TO HAVE CYBER SEX D:

What's worse is this actually happened a few weeks ago. It's friggin pathetic, I know, but I still love him.

Things are going well for Cyberen (I guess :-X). Honestly, I saw some chatlogs by accident, last visit to Alamosa... It's too effed up to put in my Sillies, so everything is seen from the back of the lap top. I know how many kids watch this stuff. I'm looking for tasteful and educational, here. Invader Zim aliens and frozen feces is just out of the question *shudders*.

The frozen irken crap hits the fan when Cyberen begins to suspect that JTHMbabe69 isn't who "she" says "she" is, but only after he invites "her" to "visit" him at the Happy Hospital!

Fortunately for Cyberen, Chris Hansen from "Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator" is visiting Michael Clarke Duncan who broke his big, black arms and legs skiing in the beautiful Colorado mountains, and just so happens to be Cyberen's room mate!

Chris Hansen from "Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator" gives Cyberen a VERY informative speech on internet predator awareness in the style of Cyberen's own "History of Animation" (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/290657). You might learn a thing or two yourself!

Cyberen now sees how wrong he was for trying to invite a stranger over the internet who he liked to have pretend sex with to have real sex with him, but can Chris Hansen from "Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator " catch this smooth criminal? And just who is this cyber-savvy sexual deviant? Watch and find out!

PS Cyberen has been feeling down lately from the breast cancer, and especially now since he had to spend Christmas in the San Luis Valley Medical Center which isn't quite as happy as Happy Hospital, to say the least. Could you please send a friendly comment his way at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com? Thanks, folks. It really means a lot.

-Princess Laucherella