*OUCH MAN, WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!1111"
Augh as soon as I saw it, I giggled and then my eyes hurt and I got a massive headache. Shit. That's why I fucking hate Keanu. ;w; They should have made Jet Li or Some awesome black guy like that one dude on the Spawn movie... That'd be fucking great. I was tired of the "I know Kung fu" and "Whoa" shit. If I wanted to hear "Whoa" a million times, me and my friends would smoke some weed, you know what I'm sayin' ;3; "Whoa, dude I'm fucking tripping, man... Jesus is leaning on the fucking wall, man..." "WHOA I TOTALLY SEE JESUS TOO, man..." Jesus: "I'm not Jesus. I'm James. And you're smoking all of my bud, but it's cool. I got some more, man... With mashmellows and shit, man....~~~" All: "Whoa!!!!! Marshmellows!!! Jesus rocks, man..." Me: "Yeah man... Christianity and weed rock, man...." >O Do you REALLY want that to happen? lol
way to crush one of my favorite actors dude, well it was funny, and im only givin 5/5 cuz its tom...
Yo the chosen mutafucka.
WTF happened to bill and ted?!
he was in that too idiots lol
Inexplicably enough, I love it...