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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.
Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!
Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
I'll let you figure out the controls.
12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!
12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.