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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

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Simple, yet great! I felt quite nostalgic replaying this in 2018 and still holds up.

Also managed to finished in 317 seconds.

Epic

Classic. I forgot this was actually on newgrounds for a while, I used to only play it on ArmorGames. God. The nostalgia.
It's simple, Fun filled, and spawned 3 more games. What more could you ask for?

OKMIYHBIHV WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT LIE JESS IS THERE AN WASH;AWYDKBW MODE WHTF WHY IS THIS GAME SO DIFFICULT THIS GAME SUCKS

seriously though, this game is a fun little time waster if you just have nothing to do and want to feel good about yourself with some achievements

Loved getting 97 achievements, but screw "Graveyard"!

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Votes
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Score
4.67 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 18, 2008
4:35 PM EST
Genre
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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  • Frontpaged December 20, 2008
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008