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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

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1stSirMax

2020-05-04 06:31:27

A nice jovial satire, of a certain branch of video game culture, circa 2008. It's simple, yet effective at what it's trying to say.

Sharp-Shooter36

2020-04-09 01:03:36

251.93. Game's still as good and as simple as I remember it.
You know, despite the fact that I had to use a list for two achievements

thefrizzlefry89

2020-03-13 12:48:34

Kinda boring but I like getting all the random achievements

beecareful13

2020-01-29 01:50:04

it doesn't save my achievements and it sticks me on the ceiling when I touch the gravity thing above the spawn on the first part

cannot play game should be called achievements blocked

YorkPatty

2019-12-16 09:16:35

627 seconds hecc yea. This game is a great time waster and I love it.

Credits & Info

jmtb02

Programming

ArmorGames

Producer

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Votes: 4,203
Score: 4.65 / 5.00

Uploaded: Dec 18, 2008; 4:35 PM EST

Tags

Frontpaged December 20, 2008
Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008