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Don't worry about beating levels, finding ways to kill enemies, or beating the final boss... there are none. Focus solely on your ultimate destiny... doing random tasks that have nothing to do with anything.

Metagame! Self-satisfaction never felt so... artificial!

-John

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Developed by Armor Games, Programmed by jmtb02
Intro Music by Minoff
Polka by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)

I'll let you figure out the controls.
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12/20/08 - Thanks for the Front Page! Check out the article on Kotaku and The Escapist. Hot dog!

12/19/08 - Thanks for the Daily Second! Congrats to Sambakza and Co. for finishing his masterpiece.

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334 Seconds. I Used To Speedrun This Game

510 seconds!

I really loved it very much, this game really made my night.

How do I change colors?

570.46 sec
That has to be good, right? Right?

Credits & Info

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Faves:
6,162
Votes
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Score
4.65 / 5.00

Uploaded
Dec 18, 2008
4:35 PM EST
  • Frontpaged December 20, 2008
  • Daily 2nd Place December 19, 2008
  • Weekly 2nd Place December 24, 2008