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Cyberen's Morning Wood

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NOTE: I've been under so much stress due to Cyberen's current condition. My handsome assistant AdamAnt suggested i take a short hiatus. As you can see, if you were to look, the title of today's Silly is dated 2 days ago. Sorry for the delay. Cyberen ain't getting any better =(

Sometimes the littlest things in life can be the hardest!

Last episode (http://www.newgrounds.co m/portal/view/472084), Cyberen woke up after a dreamed sexual encounter with Pamela Anderson to some wet hospital bed sheets. Nurse Shartzworth explains to Cyberen that he has experienced a nocturnal emission. Cyberen has ejaculated during his sleep. Boy's at that special age who happen to be reading this: IT'S OK TO EJACULATE. YOUR BODY IS GOING THROUGH SOME CHANGES. IT'S PERFECTLY NATURAL.

Today, we open up a whole new "can of worms", so to speak. Cyberen finds in the aftermath of his nocturnal emission, he has a raging erection that will not go away. Although this is also perfectly natural, Cyberen has no idea. With Nurse Shartzworth on break doing cocaine off of a hospital toilet seat, Cyberen has no one to tell him so.

Said erection begins to whittle away at Cyberen's meager grip on sanity, driving Cyberen to leave his hospital bed, trying to curtail his swollen orange sex organ with various means available to him in increasingly outlandish and hilarious, BUT VERY DANGEROUS (PLEASE DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME) ways.

When Nurse Shartzworth passes out in the bathroom, will she wake up in time before Cyberen inflicts serious penile injury on himself? Watch and find out!

REMINDER FROM THE PRINCESS LAUCHERELLA: Cyberen, the man responsible for the popular Invader Zim: TMHSE, is suffering from breast cancer and has recently undergone a left mastectomy. He's going through radiation right now, and is very ill. All we can do is cross our fingers and pray that they kill the rest of the cancer, so that Cyberen will pull through.

Because of his current condition, Cyberen is EXTREMELY depressed. Please go to his Newgrounds page (http://cyberen.newground s.com) and give him love and support. He needs it now more than ever.

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The soup's a motherfucker.

Im giving you a 5 cuz it made me laugh, the music was good, AND IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THEN THE FUCKIN SYNDICATION COLLAB THING WHICH STOLE MINUTES OF MY LIFE!!! But yeah it made me laugh.


Well I lol'd till i got a headache from looking at a still picture with death metal playing. >_>

Well, that was pointless spam.

Death metal, a .jpg, and the text tool.
Honestly, this whole Cyberen thing has been going on forever. Might have been funny once, in a cosmic sort of way. Now it's just boring as all get out.

Not that anything I say will deter you from more spam or anything of the like. Just don't really see the point of doing one or two of these every day.

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3.43 / 5.00

Dec 5, 2008
8:11 PM EST