Retardo and the IronGolem

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******* UPDATE ****** JUST wanted to send out a huge THANK YOU to Tom Fulp and the newgrounds team for the front page status. A huge THANK YOU to you guys for your support and your comments!
I LOVE YOU ALL! Please don't take offence to the game...it is just a silly juvenille joke and it shouldn't go deeper then that...afterall...some of my best friends are RETARDS! :) *********

Well it's finally here! Sorry about the delay guys :) Ok, here's a brand new Point and Click adventure from me, the creator of Bowja. This one is a little bit more violent though :) Hope you enjoy it! Thanks a lot for your continued support... and oh yeah....Let me know what you think!! Any feedback is greatly appreciated...

STORY: Retardo has been sent on a mission by the King of Moronia to destroy the Iron Golem and in return receive the hand of the Princess of Moronia. Help Retardo defeat the Iron Golem in this point and click adventure!

INSTRUCTIONS: Use your mouse to click on objects or locations on the screen and progress through the game.


u make my day

i didn't have so much fun for a long time :)

It makes me reminiscent..

..of the "Goblin" series wayyyy back in the day of Windows 3.1 - when 256 colors was BAD-ASS.

Retardo Respecto

This game draws you in with its creative puzzle-like solving, but I often found that this was through repetitive trial and error.

The sound effects (though few and far in between) are good and are right where they belong... the detail in the art is good too. The biggest issue I found was figuring the puzzles out... even when I started out, I didn't know what to do; the help menu said 'click here', but it didn't say 'click here so you can prevent your death from the savages in armor'. Thus, I can imagine players new to this kind of gaming experience or gaming in general scratching their heads when playing this for the first time. This is the only draw I see from making this into a perfect game.... some scenes (like the tunnel and bridge) were more intuitive, but I found myself sometimes doing a scene over and over, maybe a dozen times... and I will confess I actually cheated on the last one!

The ending is good and was a great surprise, as well as putting a smile on my face. The ending itself is...pretty much worth the otherwise confusing puzzle clicking. Yes, its hard... but if you keep at it, it WILL be worth it!

I would recommend this game for everyone to try... at least just once, to experience it themselves.


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When it comes to game like this "point and click"... Pencil Kids is always the best!

Graphics/Animation - 10
Sound - 10
Controls - 10

Great Game

I loved it lol xDDDDD

Very Nice.

I even got the reward too.

lol xD


Make more like it!!1


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4.08 / 5.00

Nov 19, 2008
4:40 PM EST
Adventure - Point 'n Click