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(Twisted) Cooking Mama

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Nov 18, 2008 | 5:39 PM EST

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There's a dark side to Mama's kitchen. Satisfy your blood-lust as you behead, gut, and stuff a turkey while aiming for the coveted "Meaner Than Mama" Score! It shouldn't surprise that this is a parody of the popular 'Cooking Mama' series, complete with plucking, cutting, mixing and shaping minigames ... it's all just a little bit more twisted than fans might expect.

WARNING: Contains lots of cartoon blood, entrails, gruesome sound effects and other unappetising things. But more to the point, it also contains over-the-top rainbows, starry-eyes and pulsing love hearts that may offend. You've been warned.

This is the first point-and-click-style game I have produced. It was a lot of fun to illustrate/code. I hope you'll get a kick out of playing it too.

[NERDSPEAK] I found that there are some inherently challenging issues with restricting mouse movement (when the cursor is supposed to disappear and get stuck inside a crevasse, for example), since you can't stop the ACTUAL mouse from moving... I never found an elegant solution to this... I'd be very interested to know if there are good solutions out there.. or if this is simply not a good thing to attempt in flash..! If you detect some bugginiess on the 2nd minigame, this is why! :) [/NERDSPEAK]



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Okay for one PETA is not the organization its press makes it out to be it actually KILLS nearly all of the animals in its shelters and that I cannot support. Second they made this sick game to be played by children. Plus they're trying to shame the gaming industry into making everything vegetarian or even better vegan. But for what it is I suppose it's a decently made game with a horrible message spreading propaganda for a terrible organization.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Nice, I aimed for PERFECT.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

I am already a proud vegetarian, and have been for two years, and even I think that you shouldn't guilt trip people into doing something they do not want to do. I became a vegetarian because of my own choice, not because of people making me feel guilty. In conclusion, PETA, I think you need to be nicer, and stop bullying around omnivores.

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Rated 1 / 5 stars

PETA (n) - An organization that spends much effort and money to improve the lives of animals, despite the fact that billions of human beings go to bed hungry every night.

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Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

gameplay and nothing else would be 2 stars and while it was enjoyable it was too easy and if you wanted the message to go out there then you could've used satire which would probably make the game better. speaking of which peta had to ruin it. i'd be fine with the special levels for people who don't like gore but you need to do all the other levels first and there is no mention of it that i noticed. also the ending was... PETA. *in annoying derp voice imitating peta in the end of game* boy, that was horrible and realistic huh? well since you sat through all that and the bonus level which was worse because no gore i'm sure that you realise how horrible it is (and yes, i read every 'what mama didn't tell you) and must not like gore. also by you being a good apprentice of cooking mama (or something) and cooking a turkey while she spews out 'facts' about turkey torture or whatever at you, you made her love animals just because fuck you audience and fuck all logic. also there were annoying links and the game was small even for a flash game. in summery this is an awful game but at least it's something i enjoyed. you made an awful way of putting out any message because you could have made it actually gross. oh, and i would never eat turkey... i like consuming chicken more. and your soul (you/your being everyone/everyone's)

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