Random Sentence Generator 2 : "My brother's spaceship punched Chuck Norris's skateboard."
Her pillow jumped on the old guy across the street's orange juice.
SO IT WASN'T HER THAT SPILLED THE ORANGE JUICE ON THE PILLOW!
Mom : "Sweatheart, Did you just spill orange juice on the pillow, it is stained!"
Small Sis': "Mom, I just waked up and I saw orange juice on the pillow, I didn't do anything!"
Mom : "Just tell me the truth darling, don't worry, i'm not going to be upset at you, everybody does mistakes."
Sissy' : "Mom. believe me, I haven't spilled any kind of juice or anything on the pillow."
True Story, More Funny Sentences :
The old guy across the street's boombox stuffed dynamite into the Kool-aid Man's doorknob.
Chuck Norris's mom ate your best friend's ball.
My sister's colored pencils cut the president's ruler.
Someone's windmill farted on his duck.
The Kool-aid Man's shoulder pads farted on my pencil.
My videogame is my duck. Me : "???".
Some weird guy in a chicken suit's shoulder pads broke the president's mom.