Random Sentence Generator 2 : "My brother's spaceship punched Chuck Norris's skateboard."
Her pillow jumped on the old guy across the street's orange juice.
SO IT WASN'T HER THAT SPILLED THE ORANGE JUICE ON THE PILLOW!
Mom : "Sweatheart, Did you just spill orange juice on the pillow, it is stained!"
Small Sis': "Mom, I just waked up and I saw orange juice on the pillow, I didn't do anything!"
Mom : "Just tell me the truth darling, don't worry, i'm not going to be upset at you, everybody does mistakes."
Sissy' : "Mom. believe me, I haven't spilled any kind of juice or anything on the pillow."
True Story, More Funny Sentences :
The old guy across the street's boombox stuffed dynamite into the Kool-aid Man's doorknob.
Chuck Norris's mom ate your best friend's ball.
My sister's colored pencils cut the president's ruler.
Someone's windmill farted on his duck.
The Kool-aid Man's shoulder pads farted on my pencil.
My videogame is my duck. Me : "???".
Some weird guy in a chicken suit's shoulder pads broke the president's mom.
cannot stop laughing!
Hillarous is awesome!
its so hilareus my last 1 till review is: your science teacher's marshmellow threw ninja stars at someone's tornato thay all are so wacky XD very good work realy it was good
My mom's dog stuffed dynamite into the old guy across the street's fastest joystick :P