Virtual Psychiatrist

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#UPDATE: Edward Wright now officially has a Facebook page! For the latest updates on the newest Edward Wright coming to Newgrounds, be sure to check it out and like it at http://www.facebook.com/p ages/Edward-Wright/173255 306029840

#UPDATE: And wow, there it is, 50k views. That's amazing. As I said at 20k views, compared to some flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot. But to us, that means so much, along with the 178 reviews we've received, the 86 favourites, and the 753 votes, and the rating of 3.94, thank you so much to everyone from us, and of course, the one and only, Edward Wright.

#UPDATE: It's official, Virtual Psychiatrist has now received 20k views! Now compared to a lot of Flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot, but for us it's a big deal, so we would like to thank everyone who's helped support Virtual Psychiatrist and will continue to in the future! Thank-you all so much and we hope you all have great days in celebration ^_^

#UPDATE: First off, thanks to everyone who recommended us for the Gadgets section, we're now officially there! Thank you so much, you're all awesome! However on a sadder note, it turns out our dear friend Edward has been popping up on other websites without our permission! So please guys help support us by doing some of the following things if you can:

1) If you see Edward Wright (Virtual Psychiatrist) on another website, please let us know where it is via Newgrounds mail.
2) Please help support the Newgrounds release by visiting this page where you can.
3) And try to encourage others to visit the Newgrounds page when using Edward Wright :)

So thanks again guys for all your support and for helping us make it to the Gadgets section! It is now our big holiday break and we hope to have an updated version of Virtual Psychiatrist to you in the future. Thanks you're all awesome ^_^

#UPDATE: Oh... well... not really an update, but remember to reccomend to the gadgets collection if you like =) Also keep your eyes and ears out for later versions! As me both Lockdude and Tom-Arto will be working hard to add more to this game and release another version down the track. Thankyou, enjoy!

#UPDATE: The previous version of Virtual Psychiatrist has been deleted to welcome in this version! Enjoy the comprehensive engine that is... Edward Wright!

#UPDATE: I very quickly realised I submitted a version with a broken preloader, this has been fixed, and I apologise to those 67 odd people who had to view the flash this way, and those 49 whom voted.

This is the second time we have submitted this flash, and the first one still remains on the portal, reason being we want to see how this one fairs, as it has two big differences.

FIRST DIFFERENCE: The mysterious text deleting glitch is gone, now your text will not be deleted. This was a major factor in our last flash, getting a lot of negative votes and reviews, and we believe fixing this makes it a better flash.

SECOND DIFFERENCE: The engine has been upgraded, and he should now be smarter, making it a different flash as well.

So please vote fairly, but most of all enjoy. Below is the blurb from the last version of this game. As soon as this flash stays on, I will delete the previous version.


The return of Edward Wright, only now looking bigger and meaner, and more friendly and trustworthy than ever before! Fitted out with new graphics and a better smarter engine to boot. Have hours of fun on this little contraption!

Please remember, to help us improve on this Virtual Psychiatrist please report any errors to us, with what you said and his reply, so we can slowly make him close to perfect!

We hope you enjoy, and a big thanks to Lockdude who worked on the engine, and Tom-Arto who did all the graphics!

Also, if you like it remember to recommend it to the gadgets collection :)



hilarius best one =
do you want to have oral sex?
yes i do want to have oral sex, would it make you feel better if i didnt?
best thing eva... altugh u do get some gliches or hes like pardon?

lol :D

Me:do you have a boner
EW:yes of course, i am the writer of the book: Edward wright - how to have a boner
Me:Wanna have sex
Me:Can i wear your glasses
EW:Yes, of course you can
Me:can i lick your nose
EW:yes of course you can

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That warped my perception a little. That was definetly weird. How did the idea for it come about any way? This is one of those few flashes that I want to know how it came to be a flash from an idea. Usually because its weird as all hell, or because it is truly and completely fucked up. This one fits in to the first category. How the hell does some one come up with the idea for some thing like this?

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honestly before i started playing i thought this was just gonna be a yes/no question answerer but this is actually a very sweet AI who, about 99% of the time will deliver bullshit answers to the user...

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

5/5 10/10

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Lockdude responds:

Haha, thank you, we do try ^_^

my conversation

EW: ummm......
me: yo mama
EW: hi mama
me: you have a funny beard
me: i dont have one
EW; i dont know
Me: are you smoking
EW;why are you intrested in wether im smoking or not
me: WTF?
EW; im not sure i know what you are talking about
me; why are your legs so wide open
EW;look deep into your subconcoius ness and you,ll se why my legs are open
EW: im not sure i know what your talking about
me:do you have a boner for me?
EW: i might have a boner for you
me: i think you are gay
EW: why do you think im gay
me; because you said you had a boner for me
EW: dont anyother reasons come to mind
Me: i think im gay
EW; tell me why you are gay
me: im kidding
EW: why yes you are.

::::::::::::::::::...... End Of Chat .......:::::::::::::::

Great engine
awsome game play
bit bland though



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Credits & Info

4.05 / 5.00

Nov 16, 2008
11:43 PM EST
Simulation - Other