Virtual Psychiatrist

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#UPDATE: Edward Wright now officially has a Facebook page! For the latest updates on the newest Edward Wright coming to Newgrounds, be sure to check it out and like it at http://www.facebook.com/p ages/Edward-Wright/173255 306029840

#UPDATE: And wow, there it is, 50k views. That's amazing. As I said at 20k views, compared to some flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot. But to us, that means so much, along with the 178 reviews we've received, the 86 favourites, and the 753 votes, and the rating of 3.94, thank you so much to everyone from us, and of course, the one and only, Edward Wright.

#UPDATE: It's official, Virtual Psychiatrist has now received 20k views! Now compared to a lot of Flashes on Newgrounds, that's not a lot, but for us it's a big deal, so we would like to thank everyone who's helped support Virtual Psychiatrist and will continue to in the future! Thank-you all so much and we hope you all have great days in celebration ^_^

#UPDATE: First off, thanks to everyone who recommended us for the Gadgets section, we're now officially there! Thank you so much, you're all awesome! However on a sadder note, it turns out our dear friend Edward has been popping up on other websites without our permission! So please guys help support us by doing some of the following things if you can:

1) If you see Edward Wright (Virtual Psychiatrist) on another website, please let us know where it is via Newgrounds mail.
2) Please help support the Newgrounds release by visiting this page where you can.
3) And try to encourage others to visit the Newgrounds page when using Edward Wright :)

So thanks again guys for all your support and for helping us make it to the Gadgets section! It is now our big holiday break and we hope to have an updated version of Virtual Psychiatrist to you in the future. Thanks you're all awesome ^_^

#UPDATE: Oh... well... not really an update, but remember to reccomend to the gadgets collection if you like =) Also keep your eyes and ears out for later versions! As me both Lockdude and Tom-Arto will be working hard to add more to this game and release another version down the track. Thankyou, enjoy!

#UPDATE: The previous version of Virtual Psychiatrist has been deleted to welcome in this version! Enjoy the comprehensive engine that is... Edward Wright!

#UPDATE: I very quickly realised I submitted a version with a broken preloader, this has been fixed, and I apologise to those 67 odd people who had to view the flash this way, and those 49 whom voted.

This is the second time we have submitted this flash, and the first one still remains on the portal, reason being we want to see how this one fairs, as it has two big differences.

FIRST DIFFERENCE: The mysterious text deleting glitch is gone, now your text will not be deleted. This was a major factor in our last flash, getting a lot of negative votes and reviews, and we believe fixing this makes it a better flash.

SECOND DIFFERENCE: The engine has been upgraded, and he should now be smarter, making it a different flash as well.

So please vote fairly, but most of all enjoy. Below is the blurb from the last version of this game. As soon as this flash stays on, I will delete the previous version.


The return of Edward Wright, only now looking bigger and meaner, and more friendly and trustworthy than ever before! Fitted out with new graphics and a better smarter engine to boot. Have hours of fun on this little contraption!

Please remember, to help us improve on this Virtual Psychiatrist please report any errors to us, with what you said and his reply, so we can slowly make him close to perfect!

We hope you enjoy, and a big thanks to Lockdude who worked on the engine, and Tom-Arto who did all the graphics!

Also, if you like it remember to recommend it to the gadgets collection :)



Do you smoke?
"Yes I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright how to smoke'"
Do you have lung cancer?
"Yes I am the author of the book 'Edward Wright how to have lung cancer'"
Wow, you have written many books.
Is it fun being a psychiatrist?
"Why is it fun being a psyciatrist?"
I asked you.
"We were discussing you, not me"
Fine, be that way.
"Why do you say that?"
Because your gay.
"I am not gay!"
Oh really?
"Take a deep breath and say something that makes more sense"
Why don't YOU take a deep breath buddy?
"Do you want me to take a deep breath buddy?"
Why yes I do, and I don't quite like your tone of voice!
"Why don't you quite like my tone of voice?"
Because it's retarded and your GAY!!!
"I am not gay!"
Yeah, because your gay and a retard!
"If I am so gay, why are you seeing me? Retard!?"
Oh no you didn't!
"You're not really talking about me, are you?"
I hate you! I want to slit your throat!
"Why do you want to slit my throat?"
Because I hate you, you retard!!!
"What do you hate about i i retard?"
That your a perverted psychiatrist!
"Do you sometimes wish you also were a perverted psychiatrist?"
EWWW!!! NO!!!
"You are being a bit negative don't you think?"
Let me think NO!!!
"You doubt you no?"
That doesn't make any sense!!!
"Why do you say that?"
"Come again?"
I want to stab you repeatedly.
"What would it mean to you if you got to stab i repeatedly?"
I would be the happiest person in the world while I watched you die slowly.
" You're not really talking about me are you?"
I want to scoop out your eyeballs with a spoon.
"Why do you want to scoop out my eyeballs with a spoon?"
So I can feed them to you.
"We were discussing you not me"

Okay, now you know how funny a long conversation with this guy can be. Try to be creative! Author: Good job, make a virtual hypnotist........ I'd love to see that from you :) Good luck

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I have a knife
what do u think about knifes
i wanna stab you
i want to stab i
your gay
i know

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me:do you fart in the tub?
him: i might

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Me:Do you suck dicks?
Him: Yes I do suck dicks.



Me: hi
Him: Greetings! It's beautiful in Vienna this time of year.
Me: im bored
Him: Why yes, you certainly are!
Me: you have any games?
Him: Yes
Me: Can i play them?
Him: Yes, of course you can!
Me: May I?
Him: come again?
Me: May i play any games?
Him: ummmm...
Me: Well, fine then
Him: Im not sure what your talking about
Me: You have Alzheimers?
Him: No
Me: You got a smoke?
Him: We are not talking about myself, right?
Me: no
Him: youre being a bit negitive, dont you think?
Me: or your being a bit gay right now, dont you think?
Him: should i think?
Me: no $H1t (Curse word actually spelled out)
Him: You certainly feel passionate about it!
Me: bite me
Him: take a deep breath and say something with more sense
Me: ok then, ROFLCOPTER!
Him: i dont think you even know what you want

lol, if anyone else gets these responses, PM me or sumthin, just wonderin

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Credits & Info

4.05 / 5.00

Nov 16, 2008
11:43 PM EST
Simulation - Other