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The Church of Madness

November 16, 2008 –
December 22, 2014
This entry was deleted.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

Author Comments

Ma first Madnessmovie, it is part 1 of, who knows xP
Its about 1 min long, but still i am pleased with my work!

I liked it, now it is your turn to rate it!

ENJOY!!

Reviews

Ok from first glance, I could already tell that this was going to be extremely shitty. For one thing, you have some clearly ripped off sprites that you just took from a movie and crammed into yours, and you have no feet. As soon as he shoots the first guy, my eyes start to desegregate a little. There is no definition of kick back or recoil, and I don't know how the fuck he blew his head off with a fucking MP5. Then what the fuck is this? A guy with over sized hands comes in, apparently gets shot in the face yet has no reaction to it, not even slowing down. Then Hank is there.. But what the fuck... His head isn't supposed to be on top of his body. and he doesn't even have the right body. You seriously need to learn how to arrange these sprites. And I don't even know what the fuck happened there, it was too poorly animated to even comprehend what was happening, it looked like he just rammed himself into the wall for some reason.. Then he generates a hand, which then for some reason disappears.
Then another faggot with huge ass hands comes in with a shot gun right..
Ok well, how the fuck could he have known ahead of time that there was a guy with a shot gun.. I mean really now. And shot guns don't have that much of a spread, they fire in an almost straight line, the bullets don't spread that much. More ridiculous improbable movements here, no definition of landing, and it really breaks the basic laws of physics. Then there's a head on some yellow thing? OK what the fuck. Then he pulls out a pistol and his fucking hand is HUGE, why are all of their fucking hands as big as gallon jugs of milk?
Ok then there are zombies, apparently which are poorly arranged sprites. They're not even zombies, they're just fucked up bodies of agents with chopped in half heads that you didn't even make. I don't even know what the fuck he's doing, apparently they don't even notice him? It was really pointless for him to tip toe to them. He could have just stood there, but no, more pointless shit eh? Oh and isn't this just the best movement ever, instead of actually animating him turning around, you just flip him with a tween. I mean come on, how fucking lazy can you possibly get? You could have fucking actually used more sprites to do this, but no, just do it the lazy way.
Then the worst part of the movie, a giant guy comes in, gets shot, and then ANOTHER GOD DAMN OVER SIZED HAND appears with a knife, which he some how uses to cut off his head. Then why the fuck is there blood all over the floor all of a sudden when you never even animated it..?
Over all, that was complete shit. I don't give a fuck how "harsh" I was, or if this is your "first madness" the point is, you're never going to learn unless you first realize that you suck, and try to do any thing you can to prove yourself wrong, which involves actually studying Madness movies closely and following how Krinkels does his movements. Also, don't do that whole "body attached to the head" shit, the body and head are supposed to be separately animated, other wise you just have a bunch of walking statues shooting each other, which is actually a pretty good summary for this movie. But seriously, learn how to animate those things seperatly, and for gods sakes, stop it with the huge hands. You need to learn how to arrange these things, and stop it with the whole thing about the hand only appearing when it's being used. That's really lazy. Speaking of lazy, stop it with all of this, you're just crapping out random ass movies that honestly, NO ONE ANTICIPATES. Try practicing, and then after you can animate decently, work on a project that's your own original idea, and actually make it something that people will want to watch.
And don't listen to all of the retards giving it tens just because its madness. They obviously have no idea what they're talking about and give really poor judgment. Don't pay any attention to positive reviews at all, they won't help you get better, they'll just influence you to keep doing what you're doing, which is boring, unoriginal madness. Practice and study Krinkels movies

add feat and more kills nice work

did he just kill hank?

Characters were moving a bit clumsy, but still a good madness imitation. Nice work!

has the qualitys of the madness games and the graphics, but the movement is a bit off

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2.63 / 5.00