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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here


Hellz. YES!

I lol'd man. I lol'd long, and I lol'd hard. best. flash game. EVER!


i have an idea!!!

you should make a number 2



Wow! A Modest Proposal!

People who don't understand your game had better not read Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.

And I share the exact same sentiments as an earlier reviewer - so gotta simply quote him right here and shout out loud BRAVO to you!:

Quoting xTOXICxEMPIRE: "But this is definitely not a game to be judged on gameplay, because it is soooo much more. Not only have you proved that games don't have to be about gameplay OR graphics, you've shown that gaming can convey a strong political message(s), and can be used as another medium for getting an important message(s) out there."

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2008
1:28 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
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