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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



10/10 5/5 ... unique in style... Great job!! i hope there will be a 2nd....

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

Why thank you! (Nice icon, btw)

And yes, I am planning a second. As long as there are politcians, there will be political satire for me to do. Which is why I am against anarchism.


altho having like 5 levels in a row that dont have anything in them besides falling down is kinda annoying lol and no use for the duck lol ? i kept on thinkin u gona make a rocket shoot up his ass when i duck lol..but great game non the less
oh and the score is flying cuz every body gets like 10+ to the score ... so 1 person (me) gave you extra 0.15 to the score so it went from 3.86 to 4.01

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Nutcasenightmare responds:

And when you most expect a rocket, you least expect a monkey. That'll be $40.

And thanks for your vote! Hey, at least on Newgrounds, your vote DOES matter.


This is an AWESOME game! Almost every joke I've heard and known is in there! And I can't get over the Rick Roll joke... I mean I kept clicking the trophy unwittingly... The rest was just cool. :(

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funniest game ever!!!

damn great idea

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Great job.

Love how you hit so many subjects at once. Don't know if your audience will hit get em all but it has some fresh ideas and mature jokes for most games on the web.

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2008
1:28 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
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  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
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