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Nov 1, 2008 | 1:28 AM EDT
  • Frontpaged November 5, 2008
  • Review Crew Pick November 5, 2008
  • Daily 4th Place November 2, 2008
  • Weekly 5th Place November 5, 2008

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Author Comments

You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here



Rated 5 / 5 stars


This is quite possibly the best flash game of the millenia. Great graphics, incredibly funny, and in general, completely fucking awesome.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


The concept of this game is pretty new and fresh, the execution is top notch tho!

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The Game

you always lose the game


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Uh. Yea...

I lol'd a bit.

That was pretty friggin awesome.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Minor issue...

I cannot seem to beat Alcoholism...and I've gone and quit the game, reloaded and picked the level after it. Unfortunately, it keeps taking me back to the Alcoholism gameplay. Could someone help me figure out this issue? Maybe tell me how to beat the segment?

Aside from this minor issue, I love the game, and think there should be more out there like this. It's a refreshing, offbeat experience that I've (until this problem) found intensely enjoyable.

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