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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here


loved it!

the pac-man thing the best tho lol

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The game is really fun and funny,great time waster eh?

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I really enjoyed this game. You hit the nail on the head nearly every time. I especially liked the feminism and pacifism levels. Which, considering I'm a female vegetarian, is pretty good.

I put 'nearly' because I found the War on Terror level distasteful. I mean, sure, you proved the point, but I didn't think it was the right point to make.

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funny as crap bro man bro

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this is too funny for me and good graphic

nice job good graphic and sound my favorite part about it was when you jump off and he said ok screw this i had 37 deaths thats pretty stupid that was funny!

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2008
1:28 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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