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You're probably here from Markiplier's Let's Play. <3

Like, wow, this is just so surreal, because I'm a huge fan of Mark. I've been watching his channel for *years*, and he's been a huge influence on me and my career. And then he Let's Played this game I made seven years ago when I WAS 13. Ugh, it's such an embarrassing honour. I've grown up so much since then, and it's partially thanks to my heroes, people like Mark.

Anyway, if you're reading this, tell Mark I said thanks, and he's awesome.


With over 40 levels, over 60 characters, over 3 minutes worth of cutscenes, over 2 months of development, over 9000 jokes, over $153 spent on coffee, and over 6 statistics made up, you'd think I'd have a better title.

:::::the game:::::
-Left and Right to move
-Up to jump
-Down to duck
-Ctrl, Alt, and Del to get the hell outta here


satire is the greatest invention in human history and you are the video game equivalent of Albert Einstein.

A very funny and charming game from what I've seen. I love the political jokes and statements, and how all of the insanity starts from something as simple as jumping off of a grass platform, in the middle of nowhere.

i got rickrolled nice

This game of games is rather redonkulous! the good kind of that.

needs wasd

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4.44 / 5.00

Nov 1, 2008
1:28 AM EDT
Action - Platformer - Puzzle
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