AUTHOR'S NOTE: It has been pointed out ot me that we are in Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so I'm going to need all you folks out there to pray for Cyberen extra hard. For those of you not in on the scoop, the real animator, Cyberen AKA Brock J. has breast cancer. He is a male. Yes, it is very possible, and very serious. This is nothing to joke about. He doesn't have "breasts". In fact, he's sent me several naughty pictures over the years, and he has quite a nice body. He's in lots of pain right now. Please go to his Newgrounds page (cyberen.newgrounds.com) and wish him well. He needs all the support he can get right now, especially from the internet - the one place where he has friends; friends like YOU!

Today's episode Jhonen Vasquez's arms and legs have been ripped off in his not-so-well-thought-out plan to save Alamosa from the Russian's bio-weapon (Omega Cyberen). Left for dead, this gothy goofball slithers to The Happy Hospital using only his nipples, carrying his limbs in his gigantic frickin mouth. Jhonen Vasquez explains to wise old Dr. Buttswallows that his blood type is the same as Cyberen's. The delighted doctor proceeds to attatch Jhonen Vasquez's arms and legs to Cyberen's body. Using the miraculous, faith-based healing abilities that have enabled him to survive numerous suicide attempts, Cyberen gets back on his feet instantaniously and once again regains his vision and other senses (unfortunately, not his sense of fashion, as he finds himself sporting fishnet sleeves and tight, leather, chain-laden pants that a 1990s mall-goth would be ashamed to wear). Due to his psionic bond with the defected Phil Donahue, Cyberen has been aware of Omega Cyberen from the start, and has readied himself for a battle that you will NOT want to miss! Even with Jhonen Vasquez's valiant sacrifice and Cyberen's speedy recovery, this Russian ruffian has already decimated Alamosa! If Cyberen wants to step in before all is lost, he better shake a leg - even if it isnt his! AH HA HA HA HA HA! I crack me up. Enjoy the silly!