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Oct 20, 2008 | 4:06 PM EDT

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    Halloween 2008 The Reincarnation series makes it's debut, Jerry is afraid of his closet and LazyMuffin warns of the Dangers of Halloween.

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Fucking kids begging for sweets and chocolate. I don't have any!

This is a flash I somewhat enjoyed making. That probably means it's shittier than all my other stuff, but it doesn't matter.

It's a halloween flash, BTW, If you didn't notice.

WARNING: Don't watch this if you're a sensitive little child.



Rated 3 / 5 stars

Good work, bad taste

I think you have an amazing, trippy style that's good at conveying madness, insanity, and in this particular scenerio, rage. Your artwork is fantastic and the music is just as wild and fitting.

However, you have no class. Which, honestly is an understatement. I'm an advocate of anti-censorship, but that doesn't mean I think 'rape of children' is something that should be conveyed in any form of media. Which, isn't what I'm going to get on you about, but rather that if you had a little class, you could no doubt do something far more entertaining than raping children and (as seen in another flash) eating feces.

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Catoblepas responds:

I'll make one about raping feces and eating children, then. Eating their DICKS!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars


lol, i must be trip'n


Rated 4 / 5 stars

That was.... different....

I definatly like the art direction, how trippy man!
A little on the disturbing side (in a good way)


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fuck the kids


Put that shit on paper. You did one better. You put that shit on digital paper. A digital flipbook. And I pressed play on that digital flipbook and reaffirmed my own negative thoughts about Halloween and how our entire culture reveres children all year long while i'm getting fucked in MY ass with bills and rent.

I'm only being sort of serious. Serious in the sense that someone could in fact take this as a political message. When in reality it is a just about a man, presumably yourself, beating up a child-like depiction of Jim Carey. Which brings me to my ultimate point, and the obvious point of your flash.

The Mask was a shitty fucking movie. Lets be honest here people, Jim Carey was rarely if ever funny. The best character in the entire movie was the dog, and they even had to go and ruin that by adding the obnoxious and heinously dressed MASK character TO the dog. Creating some sort of hybrid of uncomic foolishness and a disaster of 1990's graphics technology. I want to fuck New Line Cinema in the ass after viewing it. And DID YOU KNOW, that it was nominated for an OSCAR for BEST VISUAL EFFECTS? What in the name of all that is fuck.

I'm being mostly serious now. The Mask really was not a good movie, but obviously this flash movie has a point. And that point is..

There is no fucking point. There isn't supposed to be a fucking point. I hate having to get up 70 times a night and give some snot nosed mother fucker some of MY candy just because he dressed up like a little miniature version of something I hate. And sometimes in my head I think about going out there and smashing their skulls in, perhaps raping a few. It's a fleeting thought, i'm not a god damned maniac, but at least i'm smart enough to remember and recognize my fleeting thoughts. This is an entire MOVIE of a fleeting thought most people would simply brush away in milliseconds.

I've drawn the conclusion that I have a lot of anger on the basis of this review considering I quite enjoyed this movie. I simply dislike Jim Carey's body of work and dislike anyone who would be discouraged by your flashes on the basis that there is no particular thought other than shock value. Creativity to some people is in the form of stained glass on a church window or a bunch of fucking rainbow butterflies or some stupid shit.

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Catoblepas responds:

It is great to vent your anger through internet flash animation reviews rather than just punching pillows. The best way, tho would be raping little children. Trust me, it really makes you feel like a man! A man's MAN!


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

This is one of your better works.

This one had more soul/meaning/humor/fucked-upness to it, hard to explain, but all the detail in this is pretty well as usual, it'd be good to see more like this one.