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Eulogy For 'a monlogue. a rant'

This entry was blammed by our users.

Here is its eulogy, a collection of the kind words written about it while still among the living. They shall live on forever in its place.

10-06-08 – 02-28-12

Author Comments

if you agree, and you're a contributing artist, then you wont blam , meanwhile if you're one of those who hasnt contributed to Newgrounds, you will blam this

coz ive touched a nerve

maybe Turd of the Week, perhaps?
that was a joke, this is a serious matter
but think now, it could with some music... like jazz

i took all your words of advise and posted it on he forum

ive been banned for 30 days



Rated 0 / 5 stars

Free blam

Excellent statement, cute button, and adios.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

That's an old story

Effort put in the flash: 1/10
New ideas : 0/10
Punctuation : 0/10


Rated 5 / 5 stars

yea i hate junk like that

when a flash is called "my first flash" i have reeally low expectations but at the same time, that title is kind of their excuse for being terrible! it's a reason, but it's not really an excuse! it's just kind of that pitty vote they're reaching for, now i'm no pro at animation, but i'm trying pretty hard on some, and not so hard on others, and my reactions to reviews are based on how much effort i put into that cartoon, people who get all bent out of shape when you constructively criticise their junk that they put little to no effort into, need to sort themselves out, and people who hold grudges against the entire newgrounds community because of their lack of skill in animation should probably find a new hobby! or get better at animation!! seriously! so yea i totally agree with your rant but come on now, this could have been in the forum, it didn't have to be put into flash form, unless you had put a nice little cartoon story to go along with it


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

I agree but...

Who cares? This is pretty pointless, because the same people are just gonna insult you again, and make crappy flash. Instead of working on rants, you should be working on kick ass flash. I've seen your 'Do Ze Mario" and it was pretty hilarious. The art could've been better, but that's something you work on overtime. So instead of making rants, make more flash....or rants in flash form. That'd be cool. Anyways, keep it up and don't let the morons get to you.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


I agree with you, but i will blam it because i can do WAAAAAY better. BYE!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


First of all don't submit things that are just text.

second of all don't pressure your viewers into not blaming this like some manipulative poll.

finally this won't even make turd of the week.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Save the rants for the forums, please.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


bad animator cop-out argument numero uno.
reviews and ratings are criticisms of your work, they're there to criticize, it'd be weird if they didn't.
you can either take the criticism and use it to improve your art or you can lash out and claim that "you can't do any better" and judging from this submission guess you've already made your choice which is a shame because now we'll never know if you have the potential to make something great.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


i will say this. In an old account i used to submit, but ive reformatted and lost flash since then and now have this account that i never submitted with. But it sounds to me like this should have been in the forums and not submitted as a flash since it is obviously not one. Im blamming solely because its not a flash, its a forum post :)


Rated 1 / 5 stars

well you see

This is not a flash movie this is a slide show of text. If you have a message you say go to the forums.



Rated 5 / 5 stars


I agree with you 100% buddy you rock ;o


Rated 1 / 5 stars

Flash "animation"

Personally I think a good blamming is in order for this "animation" because it was just 3 paragraphs of white text on a black background. If you want to submit something to NG then make sure there is at least minimal effort put into your work, not lazy bullshit like this.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


"i am ceral gaiz, this iz a super ceral mater we r talkin about here! This needs 2 b delt wit NOA!"

Seriously, what kind of crap is this? At least if you're going to rant, make it some sort of animation. I mean a new person who has never ever done flash could make this in 5 minutes, no sweat. Because this is so bad, people wont take you seriously. Like me.

Your rant has flaws in it. You cant say that "people who dont make flashes cant review other ones" for the sole reason that they cant do any better. That defeats the purpose of expressing how you feel about it. I mean do you think critics at a theater review movies because they can do better? Hell no! They're just some ordinary people from some company that comes down to see a movie and tell other people what they think. If other directors went down and reviewed it then it would be dull because they would point the little things they noticed about it, rather than having an average joe say if he liked it because it made him smile, or that it made him mad. If people say a flash is bad, that is their right.

Case & Point. This movie sucks because there is no animation, and the point you were making is invalid.


Rated 0 / 5 stars


Why did you submit this as a flash? This should be in the forums or in a news post. This is supposed to be for flash animations, but all you did was whine. Ironically, this does give NG a bad name when it comes to quality of Flash Animations submitted.


Rated 0 / 5 stars

Take it to the formus

'Nuff said


Rated 2 / 5 stars

I got your point!!" XD

wELL i like it!!!, the time of "kind of sensation"""

Yeah, many people say, that this must be for a forum or something!!

But U got Your idea!!! I let me tell U thaT is something good, U wanted us to see, what U got, What U make, And that means a lot!!!!

So!!! I'm not kind the pesrton to do something at leat, buit I like the ideas that many newgrounders have!! And I like that!!

And that's the reaso that I'm giving a trully review,!! I don't kno9w what U can tellme, But if Your are going for something new!1

Well plz let me know!! I wanna see it someday!! Pm me if possible!!1

Keep at it Dude!!!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


i get what your saying and stuff. i for one am not a flash artist but there is a place for this kind of stuff. you posted this as flash because more people go to the portal than the forums so they can see how pissed you are. but you make an excellent point. cept i dont mind racking up blam points because people are stupid enough to submit shitty flash! ya dig?


Rated 1 / 5 stars


Yea keep trying.... there is potential


Rated 5 / 5 stars

I get your point exactly

I've seen tons of peoples' shitty flashes get banned and then they go and blow off steam by voting 0/5 and giving 0/10 stars to a flash like Metal Gear Awesome. I think these people are idiots. So just to give you a bit of a helping hand, I'm gonna give you 10 stars and I'm voting 5 on this. Not because of the graphics. Not because of the music or animation. Because you are one of the few sane people on NG. And for everyone who gave him a 0/5 or a 1/5 just because this isn't technically a flash or because "It should've been posted on the forum," read the discription. Stop telling him to post this on the forum! It got him banned. Can't you people read! The only other place he could've posted this is right here. So just shutup.


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