Alone in the Dork

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I played Alone in the Dark and for some reason, I didn't like it...these were the reasons why.

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you bastard!

you can not say the game is bad, try the ps3 version it's better!

(maybe you will think this is useless)

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Dave-Flinch-Price responds:

I hope it is!

The 360 version was dire. I just wanted to finish the damn thing when at the final hurdle it decided that I had to kill 30 odd evil tentacles with fire. At that point, I simply put down my controller, went outside and screamed. I just wanted to get the damn thing done! All it's glitches, graphic wobbles and bad dialogue and then that! It finally killed me off!

So guess what happened?

It's now ended up at my local game shop as a trade in. I hope to never see it again.

It's one of these games that SHOULD have been great but fell down whilst trying to juggle too many ideas and ended up breaking them as they fell to the floor.

Feel free to message me some more about this game - I like to hear what people think about it.


Carnby doesn't look like an American Indian DOES HE?!?!?!?!?!?
To be fair you didn't put much effort into this thing did you? What all this crap about Ed not being able to lift a chair? When i played it, it was hard to stop him wavig it around like an idiot! LOL
All three points go specifically to the gratuitous swearing bits. They were the only even partially funny sections.

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Dave-Flinch-Price responds:

He does look like an American Indian. He's got all the qualities of a swearing Cherokee.

And no, I didn't put much effort in - just like Eden Games.


Not horrible not great, still made me chuckle. And now that you mention it they did throw a LOT of cussing in that game

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Dave-Flinch-Price responds:

Exactly...it had a lot of unneccesary swearing. It could've been a lot better without it!

Thanks for the review.


I'm don't know what is that.

NOTE: On netx time put the music of Megadeth - Tornado Of Souls.
WTF I say...???

Dave-Flinch-Price responds:

Why would I put Megadeth in there? What the hell are you on about!?

If you played /Alone in the Dark (the new one); this'd make sense.


leave the funny video game shit to Ego Raptor and pals, having someone commenting on it, outside the couch is ripping it off as is.

Dave-Flinch-Price responds:

Quite possibly. Nice to see that you "follow convention" when something different comes along. Cheers.

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2.97 / 5.00

Oct 2, 2008
8:00 PM EDT
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