Poor Fancy Dog.

He's so very self-conscious, isn't he? You would think that public urination is a sign of deep, interpersonal confidence, but inside he's a very insecure, vulnerable canine. (Wipes away a tear). It's almost inspiring how well he covers that up.

Anyway, moving onto seriousness here, I'll have to be amused at this myself, but I rather liked the MSN conversation the best. It made me literally laugh out loud. Very frank, very honest. Brutal. And thus hilarious. The amount of time it took for fancy dog to shit on the customers in Dan's part made me cry, though. It felt like the longest *insert-however-many-seconds-it-was* of my life.
Great submission though, the last few have really been better.
<3

Fancy dog is win.

I would like to purchase a real life Fancy Dog, because it's so badass. ^-^

sorry

but i did not like that movie i have watched a few fancy dogs but that waa total rubbish

Whoa fancy dog hi

Well hey today Fancy Dog goes shopping and he tried on a nice piece of clothing (it looked like a great fit fancy dog!) And then fancy dog is told to go away by a racist store owner and then Fancy Dog saves the day by saving a clothing rack from an angry mob of shoppers like the scene from Jingle All the Way with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sinbad. But anyways I liked Dans scene the best because it was so long that I had time to play with myself before the menu button came back up. I hope the next fancy dog is fancy dog signing autographs from his biggest fans because i'm one of them!

Yes,

your bum looks big in that fancy dog. Perfect for shitting on my grandkids, who are partly asian and professional adventurers.