MADNESS: the root of it

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Four score and seven years ago our Krinkels brought forth on this Newgrounds a new cartoon, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created violent.
Now we are engaged in a great clown war, testing whether that fishstick, or any mastodons, so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate-we can not consecrate-we can not hallow-this ground. The brave oval-headed limbless characters, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under Krinkels, shall have a new birth of freedom-and that government of the oval-headed limbless characters, by the oval-headed limbless characters, for the oval-headed limbless characters, shall not perish from the FLA file.


funny as hell

I wish the scene with tricky could be longer.
There's barely any violence on this 1 but it's still gave me lulz.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

i had to rush :C

that was good

i like how it ended
"holy shit ima whale"

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:


Squiff me sideways

That was certainly a rip roaring lark, worthy of touching lightly. x

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

the one hour earl premiere and the one hour office premiere


I really liked it. The plot kinda confused me a little, and some of the text was too quick.

Nice job though, contrary to someones belief...definitely front-page worthy =)

so to achieve peace

We must take all the whales of the world and put them in unrelated,overrated cartoons it's brilliant.

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

The series finale of Dinosaurs concerns the irresponsible actions of the dinosaurs toward their environment, and the ensuing Ice Age which leads to their demise. The episode begins with the failure of a beetle swarm to show up and devour a form of creeper vine. It is shown that the Wesayso Corporation has constructed a wax fruit factory on the swampland that serves as the beetles' breeding grounds, causing the extinction of the species. Fearing a public relations fiasco more than any environmental threat, Wesayso quickly puts Earl in charge of an attempt to destroy the vines, which have grown out of control without the beetles to keep them in check. Earl proposes spraying the planet with defoliant, which works only too well; not only does the defoliant eradicate all the vines, but all other plant life on the planet as well. B.P. Richfield assumes that the creation of clouds will bring rain, allowing the plants to grow back, and so decides to create clouds by dropping bombs in the planet's volcanoes to cause eruptions and cloud cover. The dark clouds instead instigate global cooling, in the form of a gigantic cloudcover (simulating the effects of what the viewer would recognize as nuclear winter) that scientists estimate would take "tens of thousands of years" to dissipate; viewers are thus left in no doubt as to the final fate of the dinosaurs. The final scene of the series depicts a color-warped broadcast from newscaster Howard Handupme, eerily staring into the camera in a slowly freezing studio, and droning, "And, taking a look at the long-range forecast, continued snow, darkness, and extreme cold. This is Howard Handupme. Goodnight. (pause) Goodbye." The credits then roll over a shot of the Sinclairs' house, slowly disappearing beneath a snowdrift, while a melancholy string instrumental plays.

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Sep 22, 2008
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