This calls for Col. Klink to rain down vengence in the form of fiery kraut and beefy bratwurst.
too much text
imho theres too much explanation and text. if you look at action movies, they never have continuos lines of text flash on the screen, they may have a "4 years earlier" once, but that's it. sometimes there'd be a voice over or a montage to explain some background quickly. i'd say try to avoid having a too complicated backstory, or only if you have a really good way of telling it.
also i think leaving out the 'commenting' like 'no one walks away unharmed' etc. would be better. just showing the girl getting back up is sufficient.
die die die die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
why must almost everyone die
that was really cool, and i never would believe that a madness character could have tits, but nicely done, ill be waiting for the next one
love the storyline
nice movie only you should make the fights more dynamic and a little faster.