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Eulogy For 'Lord of the Clocks pt. 4e'

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08-15-08 – 11-08-14

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

That Song

Is supposed to have the screams of their advertising model being killedi n the background..... Check it out after they say ROLLERCOASTAH !

Spooky or wut.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

i really enjoyed it ALOTTTe



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