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EDIT: Daily Feature?!?! Holy crap, thanks a lot guys!
You must have really enjoyed the orange juice :]
EDIT: Front page!?!!? *Dies*
EDIT: Fifth place game; Month of July 2008.
I'd like to thank everybody that made this possible,
i never knew the game would be that popular :D
Glad you liked it, PM me if you have suggestions, or critiques.
Thanks a bunch :]

WARNING: This movie contains strobing colors, high pitched tones, and an angry computer;
By playing this flash game you agree as viewer that I, the author, am not at all
responsible for any injury that may happen to you. Thank you.


I'll never be the same after making this flash.
Every single letter made in this had to be done frame by frame,
the most tedious, back breaking progress that i'll probably never do again.
This isn't your normal test,
it helps you discover yourself, and compare yourself to others.
And yes, it's a quiz.
You get scored on every click you make, so,
pay attention.

Enjoy ;]

1. Select [cancel load]
2. Select each answer that is furthest to the left for every question.
3. When you get to the numbered task, select 36 in the top left corner.
4. Keep selecting answers furthest to the left.
6. Again, continue pressing answers that are furthest to the left.
Done now? When you get to your final score, it should be 51.
If it's something else, you did it wrong.


Aperture Science Much?

I'm probably not the first to make some reference to a Valve game, but the feel of how this tries to screw with your mind reminds me a lot of GLaDOS. Immediately when it asked about my bagel preference, my reaction was "no cake?"

It is a curious little thing, but it is right about me being impatient. I'd personally be curious to see what its point scoring flow chart is at some time in the future. Be a curious insight into how you think as well, Mr. Author :)

Thank you for the submission. A bit surprised to see it on the frontpage, but I enjoyed myself with it. Hope to see more from you at some point!

People find this review helpful!
K-Guare responds:

LOL No cake? well,
Envisage would like to remind you that although the cake is a lie, the bagels are not.|

I may explain the 'purpose' of the score in a sequel, but,
as i've said to many others; if i make a sequel, it'll have to
be a LOT more awesome than the first.

And if you think your the one who's surprised it's on the front page,
i thought it'd be getting Turd of the Week or something, lol.
Really glad you liked it, thank you
so much for your encouraging review ;]

And i just took the test;
i got a 131. :D
I can PM you a screenshot if you want. ;]


this is cool

fuk u slimshady y dont u make 1
thats not nice to say

K-Guare responds:

Glad you liked it man, but,
it's alright, not everybody likes it.
Some people are expecting a mass murder game, just like most of
the other killing games on this site. He can't get
used to the fact that i'm a little different than them.
Thanks for your review :]


you got me dead right there, author!

K-Guare responds:

Envisage will deport all deceased bodies to the Envisage Crematory Center if necessary after test completion.|

Lol, i love talking like that,
i think i'll make myself a MindFeed shirt with something funny on it :]
Glad you liked it, man :D

I give you a 9

It was fun and interesting although kind of boring at the same time. I dont have any fucking clue how that comes close to making any sense at all, but bear with me.

I laughed a little at some of the silly questions such as the bagels. I do really like bagels, specially with cream cheese. I liked the like weird creepy type feeling to the "game" or "test" or w.e you wanna call it.

I also really like how you respond to nearly every review on your submission. You're a good flash artist and a nice guy, so you get a 9 for quality work and not being a dick.

Well that just about sums up my longest post on this website to date. Idk why this ones so long, i'll have to look into it.

P.S. i got a 79, is that good?

K-Guare responds:

79 is good, but then again, all scores can be considered 'Good'.
And thanks, i've tried to review to EVERY SINGLE ONE, but,
sometimes i miss one because if you switch pages when another review has been left,
it overlaps onto the page you just left, and never gets seen.
I love bagels too, man :]
And i'm really glad you liked this,
i try my hardest not to be a dick as well :D
Thanks for your review man,
glad i could be the reason for
your longest contribution to the site so far :]

w00t 67!

nice game, really enjoyed it plus I LIKED DA BAGELS lolz

K-Guare responds:

Thanks for the review man, glad you liked ;]

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Credits & Info

4.20 / 5.00

Jul 27, 2008
8:58 PM EDT
Puzzles - Other