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Excuse Generator 2.0

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This is a reposte.
the reson for this is that, i've updated it since.
sorry for not having an icon.

Edit: there is a major problem with the "choose for yourself" part... i'm be correcting that soon.

this did't take much time to make, only the word arrays were a problem cause it took alot of time
to come up with about 45 words per random textbox.
just press the shuffle button and your ready to go with a uniqe excuse.
this program is inspiret by another excuse generator at http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/15634


sorry but i have too execute the danish kings napkin

I'd like to give 10...

...but I have to ban my surprised pizza with santa's brother!
Lol, I love your idea...

Sorry, but I have to..

Seal my pale vagina with a bum's bathroom xD
man thats an awesome script flash.
So many original gems like these. Rock = You

Chew My Shitty KeyBoard Beside Santas Handbag

this game is to fucking good great work

Sorry, but I have to...

...masturbate my nightly priest underneath superwoman's leg.

My God, Man, how did you know?! Stop looking in my windows!

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2.50 / 5.00

Jul 20, 2008
12:42 PM EDT
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