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Excuse Generator 2.0

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This is a reposte.
the reson for this is that, i've updated it since.
sorry for not having an icon.

Edit: there is a major problem with the "choose for yourself" part... i'm be correcting that soon.

this did't take much time to make, only the word arrays were a problem cause it took alot of time
to come up with about 45 words per random textbox.
just press the shuffle button and your ready to go with a uniqe excuse.
this program is inspiret by another excuse generator at http://www.newgrounds.com /portal/view/15634

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sorry but i have too execute the danish kings napkin

I'd like to give 10...

...but I have to ban my surprised pizza with santa's brother!
Lol, I love your idea...

Sorry, but I have to..

Seal my pale vagina with a bum's bathroom xD
man thats an awesome script flash.
So many original gems like these. Rock = You

Sorry, but I have to...

...masturbate my nightly priest underneath superwoman's leg.

My God, Man, how did you know?! Stop looking in my windows!

Funny at first. . .

You can get some very strange (and normally funny) outcomes, but after a few shots, it gets a bit old. I don't see a point in having a "Choose yourself" function if it does nothing but cover all the words except for "My". Maybe you could make each of the blanks into a scroll menu with a list of all possible outcomes. My favorite part of this game is the music. I don't know the band, or the song for that matter, but I like it. However, once the song ends, it doesn't restart. Now I am off, to drop my god damn brother a mile from the danish king's harddrive.

sora120592 responds:

thanks :) i'll look into that. The band is called The Irish Rovers and the song is named "Drunken Sailor".

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2.94 / 5.00

Jul 20, 2008
12:42 PM EDT