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Jul 19, 2008 | 5:18 PM EDT

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You can notice that some reviews may be familiar to you
It's not surprising because I've stolen them all!!!
Muahahahaha!!! I'm so evil =^__^=

This submission is also incomplete because review searching is a long process and I want to know - shall I continue it or shall I do something else. Voting results will give me an answer

If you still find this submission not useless, you may help this project in several ways:
1) recommend it to all your friends and parents and the governor of your state ;)
2) send me some interesting reviews (they must express general opinion on some average game or movie)

look for easter egg (it's also incomplete though))

Thank you!
I'll try to respond to all reviews



Rated 2 / 5 stars


so you stole some reviews to put in this piece so that other people could potentially use them for reviews on other entries? The reviews were all rubbish, even the good and awesome ones, and if half of them were submitted in entries, they'd get flagged as abusive.

The addition of the random cartoon woman who loses her top just smacks of cheap titilation and a way to try and get positive feedback.

The idea here was alright, but seems ultimately pointless in just having a bunch of one line reviewsw that aren't even that amusing.

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Rated 4 / 5 stars


Could use more reviews for Bad

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Soulbeer responds:

Will use)))


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Very Good

This was very entertaining. I liked it. Well done.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I gave you 10 stars more for the social commentary & ironic value of this piece than the art. The irony is that:

a) you just swiped pre-existing, say-nothing reviews from NG (which you mentioned). These reviews are so ambiguous, you can't even tell what flash they were for, thus they are not even real reviews...they're just bitching or gushing. A real review would talk about aspects of the flash. Sadly, there's a lot of folks on NG that write reviews like this. If they're going to write lazy, short, meaningless reviews like this, they might as save the time and just BLAM or WOOT the piece and move on with life. But no, it seems they absolutely MUST use six useless words in a "review" to express their anger or happiness. (I applaud you for making fun of that).

b) there's probably going to be some lazy idiot out there that uses this tool to "write" ALL of their reviews going forward on NG. "Copy-pasta, Copy-pasta, Copy-pasta ... REVIEWED!" *Sigh*

Also, don't get me wrong, the art was decent & the user interface was good. You may want to work a bit more on drawing faces ... front and side profiles on faces are easy, but drawing a decent angle shot on a face can show an artists true talent.

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Soulbeer responds:

Wow, man! You understood my idea most correctly!
I did this stuff exactly because of that irony

I can draw faces and bodies in various angles, but first, I didn't draw in flash before, it's not so comfortable as in photoshop (in full ver. picture will be drawn in PS, so I hope it'll be way more beautyful), and second, in this piece there is no point in drawing girl in difficult pose


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars

so why did you submit this if you can do beter


Soulbeer responds:

I saved all the spelling in the rewiews I've stolen
But if you're talking about my own text... well, I'm bad at english, it can't be helped(