** This is the third/sixth in the Mario's Day Off/Smash Bros. Murder series**
Wow, it's been a minute. We didn't make this episode for a few months because we were playing Smash Bros. Brawl. Who can blame us? It's got Wario, something this cartoon doesn't have. Man, I love Wario. I just like to bite people and eat the items they want to use. It's hilarious to me to just chomp an Assist Trophy you know everyone's fighting for. Or if someone throws a Lip's Stick at me, I just eat it. It's the best. Then it's great when he becomes Wario Man, because I'll just fly around and do the "Rising Applause" move to kill everyone trying to get away. It's very satisfying. And he has the most taunts in the game! I killed someone while I was taunting cuz I drove my motorcycle into them. You can't beat that.