This is the second installment of How to Succeed on Newgrounds. Follow this advice and you too will make the front page. For those new to the series, watch part 1 or it won't make as much sense.
(This movie is a joke, so don't get your dick in a knot)
-Thanks a lot for front page. I honestly didn't expect it, so that was a pleasant suprise. Tom, you da man as always.
-Also, I'm very well aware of the irony of picking on parodies for being poorly drawn and unoriginal, while my movie is rather poorly animated and unoriginal myself. I even point that out right before tip number 6. I'm a fan of irony. Zigga Zam.