Whew, classic flash game. I love how the jump is literally nothing but a picture on the screen. Reminds of the first game I made, where a dragon flew around a castle and you won by burning down the whole castle, but the movement of the dragon and the castle burning down were just animations, you could push the button to breathe fire at the right time or you could not, either way the same thing would happen. Ah actionscript 1, good memories. I have a hard time seriously rating this game a 5, but im gonna do it, because this is quintessential newgrounds crap right here