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chat bot v.1

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a chat bot just for you....

the chat bot tutorial is coming soon...
please don't be exited too much or you will have a heart attack :-)

enjoy the bot :-)

also, if you say "SWEET !" he will say "DUDE !"
but if you say "DUDE !" he will say "SWEET !"

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Bot:Hello There.
Me:Are you gay?
Bot:As a bot I'm not interested in sex.
Me:Fuck you then.
Bot:Sorry I don't want to have sex with you potty mouth.



Me: WANNA FUCK ME!?!?!?!?!?
Bot: I have been asked that question about 100,000 times.

I love it! xD

Good and all but...

It cannot hold a topic long like the Doors chatbot. It still was funny though.

I typed in random keys (like bfhsegfnibhf) and she said "What time is it there?" LOL


me: hey
bot: you do not speak with respect.
me: wanna kill yourself?
bot: i am not capable of killing anything.
me: ok then.
bot: very interesting. (LOL)
me: wanna eat yourself?
bot: OK, i will eat my self.
me: ok! have fun!!!!!
bot: i enjoyed it.
me: did you hump a madness combat character?
bot: no i did not hump a madness combat character, whats it like?
me: go try it!
bot: where is that?
me: at the bottom of an active volcano.
bot: at the bottom of an active volcano is where it is.
me: what?
bot: no big deal.
me: you have *** with cat.
bot: do i still have *** with a cat?
me: it ***ed you in your sleep!
bot: thanks for the information!
me: a cat ****ed you.
bot: i am very much a cat person.
me: wanna go to sleep. permanantly? *pulls handgun slide*
bot: sure! just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along!!!
me: AH SHUT UP!!!
bot: ok, i will stop talking.
me: *shoots handgun at bots face* POW POW!!!!
bot: tell me a story...
me: ugghhhh...

THE END!!!!!! lol.


your bot don't know about math coz' of
1 divided by 21.

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3.97 / 5.00

Jun 14, 2008
5:05 AM EDT