If you survive there will be lazorz and delicious cake, which you must eat.

EDIT// Due to a severe amount of NG butthurt I baleeted the first attempt at posting this, I had posted it under 'game' as a joke which clearly went right over 4/5 NG users heads, leading to a giant BAAWWWWWW fest instead of lulz.

and remember: THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS 8D

LOL moar undeniable proof of the 13-year-old boys who roam NG can be found in the comments.