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Apr 18, 2008 | 4:03 PM EDT
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Siblings Ep. 5: Not-the-Final Fantasy XII

Rob is playing Final Fantasy XII, mocking it all the way. Johny, Dan, and baby Mason join the festivities and give Rob an audience to rant to.

There are many options in this animation. To see an explanation of all, click the 'more info' button in the top right of the preloader. It opens a page with the information in another window. Also, it's 6 minutes long and has a full scrapbook and a few secrets, so make sure you have the time to spend watching it. There are a few extras in this, but I'm releasing all the good extras in a submission all by themselves. It's not done yet, but will be completed and released upon completion. Also be on the lookout for secrets... seeeecrets!

Feel free to leave me feedback, but please: read the Scrapbook before-hand, especially if you have any questions. It may have the answer you're looking for. I also stuffed a few secrets in there, see if you can find them.

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EDIT: Thank you everyone for your support... you have no idea how much I appreciate it! For the daily first, the front page, everything... one big-ass thanks goes out to you all! YAY!
EDIT2: The extras collection for this is done. Go to the submissions list over on the left and find 'Not-the-FFXII Extras' and you'll find it.



Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


Didn't really laugh that much. It was okay. Not enough Final Fantasy jokes... just wasn't that funny.

Bobert-Rob responds:

Sorry, tried to keep things fresh by putting more than one kind of humor in. Sorry it didn't do the trick for you.


Rated 1 / 5 stars

I guess I have to disagree with most people

I didn't laugh, and your jokes were kinda...not funny. Didn't really like the guy and his baby, it seemed their part was only written in for fun or something, they seemed to break up the bantering between the two dudes playing different games...

Bobert-Rob responds:

Well, you're entitled to your own opinion, Turkey. Sorry it didn't make your day, but alas, you can't please everybody. Thanks for the comment all the same.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


Wow, another boring video featuring young white people trying to talk street and badmouthing everything that's over their heads, which is damned near everything, if you listen to them long enough. How original...

In fact, everything on this video is trite- trite final fantasy parody stereotypes (gay main hero, vapid airheaded bimbos for the girl characters, etc.), stereoype gamer spouting off stereotype insults while thinking GTA is the god of games (GTA is all right, but none of them are that good, when you think about it), and the whole afforementioned white people under the age of 25 stereotype.

If you're gonna pull out every stereotype in the book for game basher flash, white suburban kids and Final Fantasy parody, at least make there be clever twists on it that are actually your voice... clever only belongs in the same sentence as this video's name if the sentence is: there is nothing clever or original about Not-the-Final Fantasy XII.

Then end!

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yeah, ok. First of all, no, GTA is NOT the god of all games, that joke was more about how FFXII isn't interactive at all. GTA is a lot more interactive, but that doesn't make it better. Also, is there a problem with the characters being white? Honestly?
And I wouldn't HAVE to use that typical 'gay main character, bimbo chicks' stereotype if Square-enix would stop using it. All of their games are really similar, so of COURSE the parodies will share this common thread. It's a parody for crying out loud.
Sounds to me like you've been watching too many video game parodies... and if you have that much of a disposition against them, you really shouldn't watch more of them, should you? Of course, you're probably an intense fanboy of this game and it ruffled your feathers more than you would've liked. Otherwise, I can't imagine why you're so angry about it. I mean, what, if the characters were black, would you have liked it more or something? If your judging is based solely on race, then I apologize, but I see no problem with them being white, so white they will continue to be. Get over yourself. Thanks for the comment, as negative as it was...
PS: They're not suburban. Far from it. But assume what you want, I really don't care.


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


WTF, excuse me, but did he call them Jew- bob and Jew- John? It was good, but please explain that....

Bobert-Rob responds:

Yep, he likes to tack on 'Jew' in front of people's names. It's pointless, though, because none of us are actually Jewish. He likes being weird like that, though. And I'm sorry if that ruffled your feathers a bit, man. But alas, can't please everybody. Thanks for the comment!


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


was funny yes but see it this way japanese have way more lot of imagination that you jankyes if you dont like it well i cant do anything XDthats why i love them,again it was funny yes nobody likes the FF XII,but i dont know really,i really like this but at the same time i hate it because it was a joke of final fantasy,well i think you yankies will never understand a FF even if it is from the nintendo master sist(you know the big gray thing)o well whatever,i give you a 10 but becuase of some of the realy hate like jokes a take back 9 so thats it.keep the good wrok just next time make a histori of the game,not of someone playing it i think is more funny that way,well see ya

Bobert-Rob responds:

Dude, I'm a big fan of the series, but something about XII was really, REALLY off for me. Either in the character designs, or the basic story ripping most of its ideas from Star Wars, or the overused enemy designs... there ARE good points in the game, but the flaws outweigh the good things with me. And we 'yankies' have plenty of imagination and ability to appreciate it, but this is a GAME, not an imagination showcase, so we have to look at it like that. It's not a painting, no matter how pretty it looks. Thanks for the comments.