Okay guys, this time I've actually put some effort in. There may be sync problems, but I will correct them quickly if there are. This is a step up from my previous attempts, so please don't just vote 0 because they were crap.
And I know the end is boring, but I had no ideas. Please, I await your comments.
EDIT: Don't murder me, there are a few sync problems, I'm trying my hardest to fix them.