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Bovine Flatulent Defense

rated 3.24 / 5 stars
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Strategy - Real-time (RTS)

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Mar 17, 2008 | 3:09 PM EDT

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You play as a dairy farmer at a time when aliens are invading, and officials have found that the only thing effective in killing them is the raw materials of cow fart.

Waves of enemies can sometimes be a pretty heavy barrage. It is best to have a few well-stocked grass-plots (fertilized beyond 100%) to quickly replenish meters during intense battles.

The "Trojan Cow" can sometimes be more useful then you might at first think. And the green gobs are always good to have on hand in later waves to quickly get grass plots up to full production.



Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


Funny game... But the aliens killed my poor little cows =]

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Rated 0 / 5 stars


u have no alert to when aliens come off ur vision as far as i can tell and where the help button says the shop is theres no shop horrible

smokinjoeevil responds:

There is a shop... god-damn it! You just have to be good enough to play through a wave of aliens to get to it.MIB van pulls up on the far-right of the playing field and honks. Play pauses until you go into the van.


Rated 2 / 5 stars

okay, but premise is bad

all in all, it's a wonderful idea. however, the idea that your fighting with farting cows is a little.....weird. I say, less animation, more gameplay and such, and a better, but just as clever, idea, and this could be a really good game!

smokinjoeevil responds:

More weird than funny, eh? How about a name/handle like "whoremonkeyeggplant". Now there is something that is a bit more weird than funny...


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Could have been better...

For some unknown reason, It started off bad since every time i changed the quality to high or medium, it would quickly change back to low...this made the graphics really bad for me.

Also, I REALLY like this game concept. But eventually it becomes practically impossible because you might only have 3 cows...1 is trying to take out a ship while the other 2 cant fight back because they are getting zapped and are out of fuel.

I would have really enjoyed it more if there were less aliens to attack me

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smokinjoeevil responds:

Were you buying more cows, upgrading them and using the weapons to your greatest advantage? It really becomes somewhat easy (albeit a few parts where you get low on resources and are on the verge of losing 1 or 2 cows). But if you manage your money and resources right it is intense but certainly survivable. I thought that's what games were about... providing a surmountable challenge based on knowledge of how to defeat your foe/challenge and sustain your health/forces. Maybe I'll go make some mouse-avoiders instead.