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EDIT- You can now jump by pressing UP.
EDIT AGAIN- I think fixed the glitch with the invincible nazi. EVEN THOUGH I'm jeapordizing my chance of winning awards n shit. I seriously hope I'm not losing anything because of this edit.

2nd of January 2009 EDIT: I FIXED THE GLITCHES. Ahahaha- Almost a year later and I finally went back and fixed these stupid glitches. This is SO my best game. Still.

Right/ I'm a little fbut durnk while uploading this, right? So just bare with me.
HOW GREAT AM I, THAT I CAN UPLOAD A FLASH, FULLY WORKING N ECERYTHING, WHILE INTOCISCEATED?
That's mint.
Right so- CannonCrotch, It's a shooter. You fight some nazis, have a fun time. Fuck about n that. It's a top game.
If this doesn;t get front page, them- fuckin- you guys all suck. That's what happens if this doesnt' get frontp[age. I'm pretty sure it will though cos it's MINT.

Oh, ALSO, right. I'm pioneering some NG ads thing. I'm like the 48th person to do it. What it does is: Everytime someone plays this, I get like one or two cents, right? American secnts. So if I get like hundred thousand hits, bout 2 cents each- You do the math. KACHING. Thanks to Tomfulp, PsychoGoldifsh, Newgrounds GENIOUS Flash Community, The audio portal guys. You're all total legends.

Shit, I hipe I can edit this.

OH, and play other difficulty modes to unlock more cheats. The cheats are great. Seriously.
AND THANKS TO ALL THE BETA TASTERS. THERE WAS LIKE 30 OF EM. THERE WAS LOADS. YOU WERE ALL MINT.

Also, has anytyone noticed that all the games on NG right now are WAY too cpmplex? You have to sit down for like an hour to LEARN how to play these things. LEARNING HOW TO PLAY GAMES? SCREW THAT. With this one thoughm, with CannonCrotch, all you need to know is the buttons: Arrow Keys, A , S and SPACE. EASY AS FUCK. That's how games need to be. Games should be siompler. That's my two cents.

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Hey, that thing's still alive..

Yeah I know, I only brought one missle.


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RE: "Excuse me but,"

@Nevermind3:

dude... its entirely Fictional. I don't know a game on Newgrounds that is 100% Non-Fiction.

/ also...Game rocks XD



ii love!

in this game u can be the crotch mocho!with top balls!



HAHA IT IS SOOOO GOOD

i love it and also ive got all the cheats!!!
LADYS MAN=chest hair
BAZOOKER=rockets for primary(99)
SEXXXY='naked'
MMYES=top hat
ANGERMAN=angry faic
DEMO MAN=99 grenades
PROZAC=huge smile
RAMBO=99 machine gun
PRINCESS=99 lives
you have to put them in where it says reception at the beginning and hit enter
note have to be entered in all capitals
ENJOY!!!


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I-smel responds:

Wow.


Excuse me but,

You cannot have a cannon for a crotch and Hitler was never frozen.


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