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THANKS NEWGROUNDS!

Special thanks to Luis, BoM and Coaly for hooking me up with my first monthly prize- you guys are awesome!

So before you get started, there are some things that you'll probably need to know...

First- this game is fucking huge. There are lots of things that you can do. It only takes a few minutes to pick up the basics, but really learning all the tricks and moves is gonna take you a while. If you're looking for something mindless to kill a few minutes, this probably isn't a good time to play. Come back when you're well rested.

Second- the tutorial levels are there to help you. They're part of the game. You should really play the tutorial levels.

Third- This game can lag like a motherfucker on older machines. Either download it, or change the graphics settings in the Pause menu.
(Press shift while the game's playing. On the Pause menu, roll over "Configure" and click "Performance")

Finally- This game is set up to provide a fast-paced, high-action experience. Some of the steps a real bartender would take were removed to keep the pace up. Please remember that if you're going to serve a Martini, you should ALWAYS stir it with ice before straining it into a cocktail glass.

Thanks to TurboGames, the musicians, and the Voice Actors. Thanks to Onecoolgamefreak for doing some last-minute bug hunting. And thanks for fuckin playing!

***BUG NOTICE: The "Unbreakable" cheat has been known to cause playability issues. Use it at your own risk (or better yet, don't use it at all)

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If I had to sell someone on newgrounds with just one game, this is probably the one I'd show them.

I do have to mention two pretty major things, though:
1) The sodagun's hitbox is too big - I can't tell you how many times I've had the gun and a bottle pouring into the same glass, then tried to move the bottle but accidentally took the sodagun despite my mouse not even being over it.
2) The combo points you get for balance transfers is too far out of proportion from everything else, it's really the only thing worth doing in VS mode.

JohnnySedona responds:

1 - You're 100% right. I always just attributed it to my sloppy play style, but that hit box is enormous - it should definitely be smaller when pouring. Good catch.

2 - Agreed, balance transfers are overpowered. They're really tricky for beginning players - and even for me, whenever I haven't played in a while - which was probably my thought process behind making the points so ridiculous. VS mode doesn't really scale well in general - if I were to ever build a new version of the game, that'd have to be replaced by something less tedious.

Really stoked that Drunken Masters is still getting play, and I appreciate the feedback. Thanks for playing!

I can't believe this game is still here. But I can't save my progress on it now. Tried setting Adobe save settings like it told me and nothing.

JohnnySedona responds:

I can't believe you bad mother fuckers are still playing this game.

Are you using Chrome? And do you have cookies enabled for all sites? Google's being a real bitch about Flash these days.

Still playing this in 2018!!!

JohnnySedona responds:

Because you're a fuckin gangster. Love you.

drunken masters

I used to play this A LOT back then. Now, I'm attending to bartender classes so I can start throwing up bottles for real. Thanks for all the fun. <3

JohnnySedona responds:

May your customers tip you as well in your new career as they did in the game.

Thanks for the update, man - I'm stoked to hear that you're following the dream!

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Mar 5, 2008
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Simulation - Job
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