I had to make a program for my computer class, so after many long months of warping the hell out of a physics simulator I found code for this happened. It's not perfect, but it's still way better than anything else I've ever made.
Basically, you're Moe, a guy who closely resembles but isn't actually Hank. He has a super soaker and knocks people off cliffs with it, yay. Then they kill him for it... yay!
The help menu is really long, so I don't recommend using it. Instead, here's everything you need to know to play.
Arrow Keys: Aim
How to kill enemies!
Little guys: hit them anywhere.
Big Guys: hit them in the face
Guys with shields: hit them in the back
Guys on horses: Hit them in the horse
The cat will increase your water meter if it gets to you
Some enemys have a number above their heads. If it gets to 3, you're about to get shot in the face.
The guy who made madness, the guy who made the song I'm using, the person who did backgrounds for me, me, the guy who invented coca cola.