Windows pisses me off, too, but Macs piss me off even more!!!!!
This was frickin hilarious! It really captures what it's like to have Windows 98...and to have it freeze out all the frickin time! Great work!!!
this is really funny portal. It reminds me of my 1997 IBM.
The "Windows had detected mouse movement" thing is old.
Also, I noticed that, when it tries to go to Linux.com, it tries to download from the cache. Maybe that's why it can't get there.
It's fun because it's true!