why does everyone hat this so much

What's with the piss writing? You know, as in that it says "Piss"? I think this was your first submission. This was really amateur. We all have old shames. It was just too short.

What odd Rule 34. Wait, was Rule 34 even defined at this time? I'd like to know that. The sounds were just annoying. Your other stuff's way better.

Riiiiiight.

So many things wrong with this flash, I don't even know where to start.

Blam.

How stupid!

I have a bizarre, sick, twisted sense of humor...
But this was junky in every way. Blam.

Writing utensils weren't meant for porn, man.

I gotta say, this is a bit of a disappointment. Now, I don't mind movies that have no story, no point, and not an ounce of sense (like some of your other fecal-matter-related films), but a pencil having sex just doesn't strike me as funny. Not even in a Beavis and Butthead way.

Sorry, pal, but this is a definate blam.