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The Portal Soundboard

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Dec 25, 2007 | 5:11 PM EST

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Well I have been working on this all day. I hope you all like it. I searched around and could not find this so I decided to make my own. This is really my first project that I spent more than an hour to do, heck I spent about 7 hours.

Click around, entertain yourself.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

STILL ALIVE LYRICS : This was a triumph. I'm making a note here. HUGE SUCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. APERTURE SCIENCE. We do what we must because we can. For the good of all of us. Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every mistake. You just keep on trying till you run out of cake. And the Science gets done. And you make a neat gun. For the people who are still alive. - - - - - I'm not even angry. I'm being so sincere right now. Even though you broke my heart. And killed me. And tore me to pieces. And threw every piece into a fire. As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you! Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And were out of beta. Were releasing on time. So I'm GLaD. I got burned. Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still alive. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to stay inside. Maybe you'll find someone else to help you. Maybe Black Mesa. THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. FAT CHANCE. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist. Look at me still talking when theres Science to do. When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On the people who are still alive. And believe me I am still alive. I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. While you're dying I'll be still alive. And when you're dead I'll be still alive. STILL ALIVE. Still alive.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

The cake is a LIE!!

Liked it.

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Rated 5 / 5 stars

Great job

dude i love Glados. She is the best. there is no other Pc better than her. screw cortana

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Rated 5 / 5 stars


I love it, everything I love about the Portal audio in one area!

Except it's missing one of my favorite quotes by GLaDOS.
"That thing you burned up isn't important to me. It's the fluid catalytic cracking unit. It made shoes for orphans. Nice job breaking it, hero!"


Rated 5 / 5 stars


the cake is not a lie... (it isn't) great soundboard, tons of stuff to click, its also funny to click the cake on the music page about 7 times, (kinda sounds like an extreme echo of the song)