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Eulogy For 'Magic Xmas Gift Machine'

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11-21-07 – 10-12-11

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A few people are saying that Santa is giving them not what they ask for
and even giving them porn. Let me tell you Santa KNOWS what you need
not what you want!

This is the second time I've uploaded this.
The first time it got blamed because it blew peoples minds.
Ill give you guys a second chance to play with this so you can realize that it truly is
Enter your wildest Christmas desires into this and get a magic surprise!



Rated 5 / 5 stars

i try to think how you do that.unbelieveable!!!

great work!dude.i really want to know how
i think the project is link to some site like i type "Bill Gates",it search pictures on the site and choose one that right?
the graphic of user interface should be more shiny,tho


Rated 5 / 5 stars


That was pretty amazing. Seriously, I was surprised that this worked as well as it did. Very well done! =D


Rated 4 / 5 stars


Its wierd but cool i like it anyway i hope it passes :)


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Pretty cool :)

Pretty cool game XD but I didn't get anything when I asked for my puppy XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars

HA ha ha!

that's cool and funny! XD


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Something funny and original! GJ!


Rated 0 / 5 stars


put in SEISURE WARNING next time!!!


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Simple and funny.

This IS Christmas. Good job. Was this a member of your family?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


it was very good.also very creative


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I asked for a diet plan, and that fat guy got it instead. He probably needs it more than I do though...


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very Original

I don't know why but I was suprised everytime I got what I wanted.Except for when I asked for a hooker and got a waterfall.Lmao.Hilarious game.Roughly how many responses did you put in? 10,50,100? Great game.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

i always got what i wanted

this rocks. it's so original and awesome.

btw, it's nice to know that santa will deliver my presents even during an earthquake


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

that was amazing!

i got a mute swan! lols tht game is amazing a newgrounds yep i got one of them to!yes it was amazing you get a nine well done!!


Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


I never Get what i Type in


Rated 5 / 5 stars

very impressive

I dont know how or why you are getting such low scores (except maby its not christmas yet) but this is really fun im not kidding! Imaginative and creative!


Rated 4 / 5 stars


This is good. Although there were some problems when I typed some words in it otherwise its ok


Rated 4 / 5 stars

well goood

It was good, and i agree with Malkavoru. Very new thing,

make a new one with like, more stuff

And for the N64 you shuld have put the video of taht kid haha oh well.... brill


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Not bad, when it works

Ok so this game could have been alot better. The initial load screen not only takes a very long time for a 97.4 KB game, it also looks like crap. Free stars come from nice looking title screens. A picture of santa and some reindeer, not shaking would have been 10 times better then stark white with some red lettering. Next was the actual game. cool idea, input a word or short phrase get a fat guy to open a present with it on it. Awesome in theory but this execution was terrible. I can only asume since the PC I am on has no speakers but if there is no music then this would be another star lower. Also again the load screen takes too long. Assuming a bad connection it should not take half as long as it did for "car", not a hard item to pull up ( oh and I got a jeep for car...) I think if you spent 20 or 30 minutes tweaking this you could do much better,


Rated 4 / 5 stars


this is messed up. I put in something and got porn...WTF?


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I received all stuff i wanted. Merry Cristmas!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


that was cool, very imaginative but you could reduce the file size or something, i liked it and it gets full marks, it was awesome and i got a lot of what i asked for


Rated 5 / 5 stars

lol great

i got mostly what i wanted
but i asked for a gun and it appeard as a engine!
still good 5/5


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

That is insane

The first thing I typed in was "Candy Bar" picture of a candy bar came up, I was sorta stunned. Then I tired "Train Set" and a Train Set came up. Then I tried "girl" and there was a picture of two lesbians having sex... O.o;
I'm not kidding.

I tried it again cuz I wanted to know if it was the same picture every time. It wasn't but I just wanted to tell you that there is the chance of that image popping up, since it seems like your just uploading the pictures from an image search engine somewhere or something it's not really your fault. Just a reflection on what the internet is I guess.

It's an impressive bit of programming all the same and the fact that image came up made me laugh.

O_o, iunno... Good work, I have no idea what the maturity rating should be on it though.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

How te heck did you program this. Its amazing!!!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


awesome game it didn't look that great but who cares i got some funny stufff i typed in gun and got a gundam and when i typed in Slipknot i got a picture of every single band member unmasked and those pics are impossible to find awesome game but you could've put more work into the preloader and wishlist screen you probably would've gotten better scores from other people also music would be nice


Rated 3 / 5 stars

Not Bad

Typed in random things and kept getting that video of the guy opening presents. I never got the whore I asked Santa for either. Would like if the Santa picture wasn't shaking either.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I really liked this game you have made here, it has a lot to do with christmas and is pretty fun to use. I also found the video in this very funny, I have to say this was quite a clever idea here, good job on this :D :D


Rated 5 / 5 stars

In a word: Wow.

This is like.. the strangest thing I've seen today ._.


Rated 5 / 5 stars


liked this game very much, because......well yeah keep up the good work :P


Rated 5 / 5 stars


This game was really clever, diffrent than most other Christmas games I have played and this had quite good amount of humor to it! Good job!


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


does it like get image results from google or something? anyway I typed in 'master chief' and it said some thing a bout not enough bandwith


Rated 4 / 5 stars

lol weird but cool

interesting idea. It worked well and was pretty funny too.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Very Strange, Suprised me alot. Very Clever.

I gotta say, this was a really clever little flash toy!
At First I expected it to be a joke or something where no matter what you typed it brought up porn or something. For the hell of it I typed Guitar Hero 3 and sudddenly it showed the guy open the box and I saw the Guitar Hero Logo on it and I was kinda freaked out. I started trying tons of different words. Its Very neat, its clear your having it find the images from a search engine or a site like photobucket. The only problem is santa doesn't seem to listen. I got alot of porn for no reason by typing in things like shoes.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

but i didn't get what i wanted....

it was fun but when i typed in "a fat guy opening a x-mas gifts" i was told santa didn't have any.... how sad


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i typed in dummy,and a picture of a guy with his dog by the edge of the water looking??????????I also typed in play station 4 and it came up tih a picture.


Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice gadget

it found everything i asked for except when i typed in chainsaw it came up with a bunch of muffins lol. anyway good job and make more stuff like this.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

it's a nice games

i don,t even found all i want..

but curiously he found me a supercharger :):):)

but he can't find me a car ... i got a waterfall :|

and i can't get a firetruck :|


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Santa really gets me!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


I don't know how you would program this! Does it just search the internet? ITS AMAZING!!! I typed in dead dog and it shnowed a picture of a box that said beagle on it and it was at a graveyard!


Rated 1.5 / 5 stars


that was dum i asked for an apple and i got a sign saying "Now Leaving Bostan"?WTF?This thing doesnt give everything, i mean I asked for an X-Box360 and got a weird chip thing.You gotta work on that!


Rated 5 / 5 stars

for all retards.


this is did you do this?


Rated 3 / 5 stars


A little odd, great idea, but as i read you messed up a bit.

Merry Early Christmas.


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars


don't wry bout my raiting.. I fived this because i thought the marks for this was too low..

YOu have created something that can be used with virtually limitless possibilities..
I think next time.. you should use the Same program.. but actually create a plot or story that .. If someone types something stupid.. the outcome'll be funny..

If this was an experimental (and not really a flash) then this Suceeded!! I also noticed how Porno code words don't work... like If i Typed Hentai or Sex or Porn.. santa will never get me anything.. (good but.. :( for me LOL)

Of course.. if i type Girl .. then i usually get porn pictures =D =D =D!!
LOL well that's besides the point

Anyways.. GREAT stuff.. but i guess a lot of people asked for "Girls" .. and obviously.. it'd most likely give them porn X.X ...

Maybe you should edit ur comment right now.. saying that the program randomly picks a picture based on what they typed.. but then again that'd spoil the suprise..

Why 7/10? It's not really a flash now is it? lol


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


this is a truly amazing program, you just need to polish it up and make it look better!
does it just grab pics off the net, or do you have an infinate database of pics? lol


Rated 5 / 5 stars

it.... worked?

wow.... it actually worked


Rated 5 / 5 stars

Hey! wait a minute!

How come the fat guy is getting all my presents!?

You've got a really good idea here, it kept me entertained for a while...kudos to you


Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

takes too long

is it just my computer, or is this game taking too long? I've been waiting for 5 minutes and it's still says "I'm on my way!"


Rated 5 / 5 stars


All I wanted was a simple "headshot", but all I got was a lousy "horsehead". lol ^-^


Rated 5 / 5 stars


dunno how you did it, i laughed cause you had a lot of thing in there, to see if you had it i typed in "EMO" and you seriously had a picture. and i found out that all these people saying it takes forever to load, if it takes too long its not in the database and just reload the page


Rated 4 / 5 stars


I'm pretty sure I understand...
But to be fair to the illusionist, I will refuse to print it...
Well written, but I've got to say, that clip starts getting really annoying after a while...


Rated 5 / 5 stars


i typed in communist, i got a picture of jesus. urinal gives you a urinal with robotic arms (possibly intended for raping lol)


Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

Extremly long load times ruined a good flash

The search system was great, but I waited so long my first time veiwing this I thought it was a joke. The "I'm on my way" screen gets annoying after the first, I dont know, 10 minutes. Best veiwed while on another site or watching diffrent videos.

Still, the idea is very good and in the end it was funny and interesting.


Rated 5 / 5 stars

what i got

a kawasaki ninja, an anime, super sayian jesus a soccer player and a stupd bx that said it was a transformer


Rated 3 / 5 stars


hobo is a purse lol!


Rated 5 / 5 stars


Simply superb.
As for those who doubt.
I'm guessing it ties to your internet search process or something.
Make sure you put no SPACES otherwise it'll screw up. Oh..and I typed in communist and I didn't get Jesus I got a french old guy.


Rated 1 / 5 stars


only a blank screen??


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2.25 / 5.00