At first this may seem to be a flash animation, but rather it is a documentary. A documentary of the sad life of Crowbarman. Coupled with an unholy and unnatural attraction to the jolly red fatman know as Santa, Crowbarman struggles through life with a relative plethora of social inneptitudes, amongst which is a rather disturbing obsession with the game Half Life. Here I provide you newgroundians with an exerp from the life of this real-life human being whom I have the unfortunate pleasure of knowing. I now present to you: "A Tale of Crowbarman"