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LOL ALL YOUR NG SUBMISSIONS ARE AWESOME AND I VISITED THE WEBSITE HAHA THAT PRELOADER SPITTING AT BABIES LOL
Whoa... Awesome flash! I did read the headline on "The Daily Angle".
For those who failed to read it, it reads as follows:
"The Daily Angle
22 Pages Volume 65 No. 354 Established: Cubesday 24th 67 B.C. 45/98/07
SUPER IDIOT PROGRESS
With is smoldering good looks, muscles the size of brussels and an aroma reminiscent of the fall of the Soviet Union, you'd be forgiven for thinking Cuboy was no more special than your friend Big Dave.
Big Dave may have a larger gut than our new found idol, but as everyone knows it's how you use your gut that matters - especially when training below-par super heroes.
'Super Tom' the cretin behind such disasters as 'The Fall of Sherbet Fountain' and 'Ongoing Cracks in your Sheep Pen' has teamed up with Cuboy in a last gasp attempt to better himself- and it seems to be working!
Reports have started trickling in regarding the progress of our most pathetic Super Hero and they make for very good reading. Super Tom has already broken his PB in the backwards 100 metres dash and looks set to improve his bear hunting skills by 2 bears per season.
Not content with filling the headline spot, Cuboy is in other news today with a startling attack on his production team. In a recent interview with 'Alright?' magazine, the cubed loud-mouth branded Mr. Arbuckle and his associate Mr Dennis; 'Lazy, pungent, malnourished, and above all else, hat-less'. Mr Arbuckle wasn't available to comment but Mr. Dennis said he would be having 'Garlic-Roasted Pork Shoulder for dinner' and that Cuboy was a 'Butt-Head'.
Break it down, Fresh new kicks and pants, You got it like that now, You know you wanna dance, So, move out of your seat, And get a fly girl, And catch this beat, While its rollin, Hold on, pump a little bit, And let them know, Its going on like that, Like that cold on a mission, So fall on back, Let em know that youre too much, And this is a beat, You cant touch this,"
Thanks again for such a hilarious flash!