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Attack Of Giant Penises

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A hilarious game with an intense atmosphere, have you ever been so afraid of a penis before?

This is the first game I made using FLASH 8 so constructive criticism is appreciated. Please let me know what you like about the game, if you like it at all. If you want to see more of my work check out my website.

Take her easy! And if she's good, take her twice!!!
-Pavel Lubanski

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Dude your so good at this

JunkYardAnimations responds:

thanks my bruv, my guy, my homie home homes

love it so much it is hilarious

JunkYardAnimations responds:

Thank you, I appreciate that!! >:)

Well, it's ... errr, jolly enough. The Takes-Ass Cocksure Massacre.

I'm not entirely shootin' your way through a heap of cocks is really going to save humanity, but I'll take the humor.

What could be better? Well, it's a bit clunkier than it might be in places (scene changes roll in like thunder). And the dialog could be more snappily delivered (you don't HAVE to channel Beavis n Butthead! :D )

Personally, I'd like the ending to be a big reconciliation with The Vagina (better still, vagina city - better again, a fucking mass orgy of peace and free love, whole bodies and boobs included), instead of the old all-devouring, remorselessly cock-spewing Great Cunt of myth and legend.

But hey, that's a personal take, and maybe just another function of my preference for a non-panic non-crazed, non-violent, less gory but much juicier sex option. ;)

Ok, 'tis a joke. Anxiously Freudian though - destroying fathers (rivals), dread of the mother (consuming)! :D

Three stars for this slapstick study in sexuality and its discontents. Keep up the good work. (But how about a game that's kinder to sex organs, boys and girls? ;) )

hmm... i liked it wierd, yet entertaining!artwork is top notch, audio is preety good and there are giant penises flying around and killing people. but i have one complaint..... not all of the penises were black. i saw more white penises than black ones and that is racist my good man and for u i give this game no stars :p

amazing, although i wouldnt mind a giant