I remember when It first came out and watched it. Like a fully-functioning human being, I fucking hated it. When I first watched it, I thought to myself "Ok, this is a mistake, a failed project, nothing for the author to be ashamed of. I'm sure the author learned from his/her little mistake and will eventually remove this failed project." 6 years have passed, and this failed project still remains on Newgrounds. Why? Are you that much of a massive troll that you decide to let this abomination to be viewed and hated? You admit that this is one of your first flashes you have ever made, so you have a reasonable excuse to fail, because you were new to creating flash videos. But you have no excuse to not remove and delete this flash. With all my might, I cant even remotely enjoy this. The animation : non-existent, story: not available, I honestly have no idea what the hell I just watched. I find it astounding that you would take in all the rightful hate from everybody who watched this trash, and still decide to keep this failed project. Please, explain to me, in great detail, as to why you kept this video? Why didn't you just delete this and view it as a simple mistake? Now I have to feel sorry for everybody who accidentally watched this crap, and I almost feel sorry for you, the author, "Uberman5000", for receiving hatred over your small mistake. However, I'm not sorry for you, for you have no right, no excuse, not even the slightest bit of a reason as to not remove this pathetic fail. Please, answer me this one question, in great detail, as to why you didn't remove this?