The beginning was a bit dull and it seemed to take awhile to get to the actual humour, but by the end I definately wasn't dissapointed. ^_^
It's kinda creepy because I have the name tyler too, at first I was like "wha?" but yeah, coincidence. =P
Not sure what else to add... happy clock day!
It's a giant inside joke, heh. Apparently this prick was hanging out with his friend, and when she went into the bathroom, he started whacking off. When she came back and freaked out, it took him all of a few minutes for her to ignore the fact that she had a boyfriend and jerk him off, too.
LOL THAT HAS TO BE THE MOST RETARDED METHOD OF CHEATING ON SOMEONE EVAR. I mean, when I convinced a married woman to sleep with me, we had hotel and dinner reservations months in advance and condoms and lube bought beforehand and such! We were meticulous!
HAHAH what a loser he is, and now his loserness has been immortalized in the portal. :-D
Didn't even need to view it.
And it easily passed with a resounding 4.00. Grats, be glad you got it in on the right day/time. It's definitely a time of generosity.
Dude, I know! I mean, I knew Clock Day was generous...the stuff I submitted for last year passed around 3.5...but SNAP :-D