There's Almost TOO Much Satire!
Almost. This was just great, I mean it. The opening line alone guarantees the rest of the awesomeness in store. I laughed through the entire Flash. I would've liked to see a wider bit of gags, as it seemed to be entirely directed at FFVII (And Tetsuya Nomura's love of many zippers) with a dash of WoW, a bit more genre bashing would've improved it. But then, it's getting a 10/10 from me anyway.
The animation was solid and smooth, although the drawings weren't the best (But helped sell the gag). Great voices and sound effects as well. Way to go, man, and I hope to see more like it.