Maybe fill it with cement and call it a 'bricken'.
I gotta get this off my chest- I need there to be a comedy mode where the ninja kills a samurai with a rubber chicken.
I only have two nits to pick- for some reason, I can't press up, left, and space at the same time. Perhaps I'm not venting to the right people and I should take it up with my keyboard vendor :)
Also, the combat system was a bit too 'rock paper scissors' for my taste, and I would prefer something more interactive.
With that out of the way, this game does everything it sets out to do: put on some galoshes and wade silently through buckets and buckets of blood.
The claw is super cool.
But a real ninja would use a rubber chicken.