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Sci-Fi Guys 9

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Comedy - Original

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Jul 17, 2007 | 11:41 PM EDT

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My ex-wife programmed a feature buried inside this flick; a weird little interactive game which weaves the tapestry of my stupid life for no good reason except to annoy you. I only wish I could program as well as her, so I could add in everything that has happened since 2001, when this movie was actually made! A lot's happened since then... I'd never even heard of Newgrounds in 2001 for God's sakes...

Anyway, hope you enjoy this one. I know I said the eighth one is my favorite, but having watched #9 a few times today, I think I like this one best now. I like everything I do. And my penis is tremendous.

Speaking of tremendous penises, wait until you get a load of SFGX next week, when the Sci-Fi Guys visit Planet XXX! On the other hand, you could just go watch RAB toons if it's pure smut you're really after.



Rated 5 / 5 stars

I love this gang you made

i really do!

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Rated 0 / 5 stars


This was a pretty good episode, I liked all the references you put in.


Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

nice one, yet again -

soooo, if you do the game properly, do you get anything? Anyway, good one Dave, and by the way, nice bags under your eyes, dude! lol


Rated 4 / 5 stars

Great, yet disturbing

Love the graphics in this series but the sounds repeat quite often (like the scream). Oh and for those of you too lazy to figure out the timeline (use the hair and weight to figure out what the order is):

1980: start collecting Legos
1987: Work at a daycare center for 6 months
1989: First cartoon strip: "Barfman"
1990: Open a Video Store
1995: Sell the store, make children's software instead
1996: Quit my job, buy a van
1997: Bankruptcy
1998: Cut off all my hair

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Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

The Mind of DAVE is a scary place...

Kind of like the Mind of Morbius... but with porn. :) Ah, but he worked in children's software! Now everything makes sense. I too would have gone utterly insane from that torment. This is an interesting look at Dave's slow spiral into depravity, which ultimately culminated in the twisted hilarity of RAB.

Thus, it disturbs me immensely to say that we owe the children's software industry our thanks! O_o

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