Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Affghanastan Poopeh read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to Fart 600 Times. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, Affghanastan knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a Giant Sandwich at it, and when it struck, a old navy commercial poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! THIRP!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary Butt Of Destiny! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the Butt Of Destiny with a bag full of Poop he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the Poop sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant Barney, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a Tree Of Life. The Barney rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the Butt Of Destiny!

Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Mississi

Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Mississippi Peter read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to cluck like a chicken. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, Mississippi knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a chimpanzee at it, and when it struck, a dentist poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! Holy crap!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary sunglasses of sun protection! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the sunglasses of sun protection with a bag full of AOL disks he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the AOL disks sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant Pokemon, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a bed. The Pokemon rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the sunglasses of sun protection!

chuck norris & the levitation magic tableCatPoops

Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Africa John read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to Hear like an bat. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, Africa knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a Potatoes at it, and when it struck, a zombie poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! poooooing!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary magic levitation table! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the magic levitation table with a bag full of cat poops he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the cat poops sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant chuck norris, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a spider hole. The chuck norris rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the magic levitation table!

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This is great! Here's my story:
Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, North Dakota William read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to kick his butt. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, North Dakota knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a piano at it, and when it struck, a monster poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! WTF!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary laser gun of powerfulness! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the laser gun of powerfulness with a bag full of Florida vote ballots he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the Florida vote ballots sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant boulder, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a snow fort. The boulder rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the laser gun of powerfulness!

wow

Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Dutch Bobby read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to Fart. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, Dutch knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a House at it, and when it struck, a tarantula poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! son of a gun!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary Sword Of Satan! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the Sword Of Satan with a bag full of poop he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the poop sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant Freddie cougar, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a buses. The Freddie cougar rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the Sword Of Satan!