Upon arriving at the pyramid temple, Affghanastan Poopeh read his map. To open the secret entrance, it said, he had to Fart 600 Times. In shock, he watched as the secret entrance opened.
Just like in all the movies, Affghanastan knew there would be traps. Skulking onward, he noticed a tile that looked different. He rolled a Giant Sandwich at it, and when it struck, a old navy commercial poked out of the wall, impaling a nearby skeleton! THIRP!
Finally, he reached the treasure of King Fluffignuger - the legendary Butt Of Destiny! But he knew that this, too, was a trap. He replaced the Butt Of Destiny with a bag full of Poop he found on the ground. With a sigh of relief, he began to walk away.
Suddenly, the Poop sunk into the floor, and a wall opened, letting out a giant Barney, rolling straight for him! He ran and ran, finally hiding under a Tree Of Life. The Barney rolled over him, and he ran out, safe with the Butt Of Destiny!